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    Polish Prostitutes

    Now, theres a contraversial subject, and not one i would ever have considered broaching in the past.


    So, its an ordinary friday night, i am back in Larkhall, which is where i was born and bred, not a place i love, but a place i have many friends, one of whom i was lucky enough to play pool against tonight.


    damn he is good, anyways

    so, back in the bar, this dark haiired girl asks me to dance with her friend. No surprise there, i hear you cry, You are handsome and gorgeous and women fall at your feet and generally are afraid to speak to you, so they send their friends to speak to you.

    well this is true, and it happens all too often

    on a tuesday,
    when its dark
    and the moon is a bright shining blue

    so we dance, and she asks me to buy her and her friend a drink, so alarm bells start ringing

    not because a girl wants a drink, but because its the first thing she asks for

    basically i walked away, she sat down, with her dark haired friend and the grey haired guy they were sitting with, i danced with my friends daughter, (she was 19, cute in a heavy way, and her dad just demolished me at pool, is 6'5 and no way i would ever get in the way of him and anyone he didnt like, BIG BUGGER), her dark haired friend then spent 15 mins talking to Tiny (the father and friend), who had his wife sitting 3 feet away and laughing, as she tried to sell him the blonde, who then wemt back to dancing, and after last orders were called

    spent about 10 mins trying to convince me that all she wanted to do was spend time with me

    so the 3 left in the one car, obviously not getting what they wanted


    which i reckon was money


    This girl was hot, no denying it, but really, i have taste and discernment, and that was goddammed awful.

    I kinda get the whole women being treated inequally in the workplace now, because more than anything i was offended that i would actually fall for such a transparent play for money. i feel quite dirty tbh.


    (sarcasm on)
    i'm gonna go for a long hot bath, with radox, almond oil, a bottle of wine and some ice cream, and dream about women that mean what they say.......
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

    Violence and Lubrication is the solution to fixing everything, if it still doesn't work, you need more lubrication.

    Quote Originally Posted by this_is_gav View Post
    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\

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    Re: Polish Prostitutes

    btw, our dance routine was hot, i am that good...


    if noones looking


    and its dark


    and erm, its the dirty dancing soundtrack

    or possibly footloose
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by this_is_gav View Post
    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\

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    Re: Polish Prostitutes

    I dont understand why they needed polishing in the first place...were they dull, or just dirty?
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Re: Polish Prostitutes

    you know, i never did find out


    wonder just how dirty....
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    Quote Originally Posted by this_is_gav View Post
    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\

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    Re: Polish Prostitutes

    are they still knocking out green traffic lights in Larkhall?

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    Re: Polish Prostitutes

    and Amber ones.

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
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    Re: Polish Prostitutes

    If you arn't careful you might find yourself getting arrested by the Polish - sorry occifer I've been drinkin!!!

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    Re: Polish Prostitutes

    Quote Originally Posted by BUFF View Post
    are they still knocking out green traffic lights in Larkhall?
    Read about that a while ago, a rather childish thing to do!
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    Re: Polish Prostitutes

    Traffic lights?

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    Re: Polish Prostitutes

    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
    and dream about women that mean what they say.......
    That's going to be one short dream

    Cheers,
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    Re: Polish Prostitutes

    one word for you...

    "HOSTEL"

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    Re: Polish Prostitutes

    Quote Originally Posted by BUFF View Post
    are they still knocking out green traffic lights in Larkhall?
    Yes mate, they are, and Moss chemists, which universally has a green sign, has a blue one in Larkhall, and the Subway that has just opened has a black sign, not the green one,


    Just to inform some folks of what we are talking about, Larkhall is a bitter bitter protestant stronghold, that has Orange walks at the drop of a hat and a rather unsavoury loyalist attitude, its probably the most bitter place outside of Ulster. Green is seen as a catholic colour because Celtic play in green and a great deal of people will not wear anything green for fearing to be seen as sympathizers.

    Wearing a Celtic strip is pretty much the ultimate taboo.

    its all very very nasty and sad tbh.
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

    Violence and Lubrication is the solution to fixing everything, if it still doesn't work, you need more lubrication.

    Quote Originally Posted by this_is_gav View Post
    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\

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    Quote Originally Posted by fat jez View Post
    That's going to be one short dream

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