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    YOUR Business

    This thread is just a bit of fun......

    Here's what I want you to do.

    Think of a company name and what your company would do. You can only afford to pay 4 people's wages. These 4 people must be forum members. State why you would employ them. Whether its because you trust thier judgement or they have a good knowledge of the area that you require for your company. Each employee can have a company vehicle; bus pass, scooter, escort, etc.... Give details of what each person does. Possibly give your employees creative job titles so when they are in the pub they can impress their mates.

    Lets get making some fictional companies. Be creative.... Load photoshop and make a Company logo, banner, etc...

    Enjoy!


    Company Name:
    Nature Of The Business:
    Employee 1 Forum Name:
    Employee 1 Reason For Employment:
    Employee 1 Company Vehicle:
    Employee 2 Forum Name:
    Employee 2 Reason For Employment:
    Employee 2 Company Vehicle:
    Employee 3 Forum Name:
    Employee 3 Reason For Employment:
    Employee 3 Company Vehicle:
    Employee 4 Forum Name:
    Employee 4 Reason For Employment:
    Employee 4 Company Vehicle:
    etc....
    Last edited by XTR; 20-01-2004 at 03:35 AM.



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    A company making paper aeroplanes out of the best quality paper that money can buy!!! Aimed at large companies as promotional item's with advertising of their company name on the side of the paper aeroplanes.


    Who would i employ.....

    Knoxville.... Top geeza and I don't care how good he is at making paper aeroplanes he would be great at boosting team morale!

    Nimrod.... Another top geeza. Apparently he's a good rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish (only joking nim ). He'll be good at testing the aeroplanes

    Deckard.... He can fold the aeroplanes and also supply cake and nibbles for tea breaks.

    Az.... Graphic designer, for creating the graphics to go along the side of the aeroplanes.


    In the car park would be a.........

    Vespa scooter for Knoxville. He seems to the sort of chap that would drive/ride a strange vehicle.. So a Vesca can be his mode of transport.

    Audi TT for Nimrod. An expensive hairdressers car with enough space for the odd prototype aeroplane.

    Mercedes Vito for Deckard. For those large trolley dashes around Sainsbury's and Beer Runs to France.

    Mazda RX8 for Az. Fast and the furious styling.
    Last edited by XTR; 20-01-2004 at 05:00 AM.



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    Nice idea XTR, just sit back and wait for all the law suits of office staff being blinded by you companys products to start rolling in

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    Company Name: LazyBoy2Go
    Nature Of The Business: Delivers Pizzas and Rental Videos/DVDs to lazy fat people. Our company will drive to blockbuster, get your DVD/Video for you, order your Pizza of choice and then deliver both straight to your door for a small fee. For an additional fee we will collect the DVD/Video and return it for you. (times of delivery / collection to be arranged - any missed collections (eg person genuinely not being there) will be charged additionally)

    Employee 1 Forum Name: Josh
    Employee 1 Reason For Employment: Company Manager / Profit taker.
    Employee 1 Company Vehicle: Lotus Elise / Exige (to look cool and drive quickly)

    Employee 2 Forum Name: 3dfx
    Employee 2 Reason For Employment: Has a fast GTI Golf
    Employee 2 Company Vehicle: uses his own GTI Golf

    Employee 3 Forum Name: XTR
    Employee 3 Reason For Employment: has a nice car
    Employee 3 Company Vehicle: uses his own car (can claim petrol back)

    Employee 4 Forum Name: David
    Employee 4 Reason For Employment: has a cool car
    Employee 4 Company Vehicle: uses his own car (can claim petrol back)

    Cars would be used for publicity, and we'd arrange races and stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by www.josh.org.uk
    Company Name: LazyBoy2Go
    Nature Of The Business: Delivers Pizzas and Rental Videos/DVDs to lazy fat people. Our company will drive to blockbuster, get your DVD/Video for you, order your Pizza of choice and then deliver both straight to your door for a small fee. For an additional fee we will collect the DVD/Video and return it for you. (times of delivery / collection to be arranged - any missed collections (eg person genuinely not being there) will be charged additionally)
    Employee 5 Forum Name: Big_Al
    Employee 5 Reason For Employment: Lazy Fat Person to test teh service
    Employee 5 Company Vehicle: None needed as awaits for everyone else to drive for him


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