£20

[pauldarkside]

Damn, he's even catered for leap years

[Workaholic]

Heheh


but...

£3,000,000 / £20 = 150,000 payments

150,000 payments / 35 years = 4286 per year

4286 per year / 365 = 11 times per day, every day for 35 years!



Lucky guy! But then at the rate of £20 a session that's £220 a day!

You didn't take into account the following:

She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

[chicken]

Check a few posts later where Tiggerai pointed the interest out. It actually says that it's about £1m interest, so I put the estimate at about 8-a-day without completely recalculating.

Anyway, I was just picking cos I was bored!

[baius]

A 10% interest rate will get you down to 16 times a week.

(Major resurrect): If you know anyone, anywhere, at all, that pays that level of interest, I'm listening.

If the guy got paid that much interest, he'd probably be able to pay for 3 wives simultaneously. (Depends on his religion, I suppose - I certainly wouldn't do that...)

[schmunk]

(Major resurrect): If you know anyone, anywhere, at all, that pays that level of interest, I'm listening.

If the guy got paid that much interest, he'd probably be able to pay for 3 wives simultaneously. (Depends on his religion, I suppose - I certainly wouldn't do that...)

1) The correct stock investments would have made you >>10% p.a. on average over the last 30 years.

2) Please stop bumping old threads. It's rather annoying. Especially when you're not adding anything interesting.

[tiggerai]

haha... me and a colleague were discussing this today... how we're not paying into pensions as we can't afford the cash, even though we're throwing away the companies contribution at the mo.

I could make good money with an "extra job" on the side... haha

[Agent]

You can count on a site like this to geek out a simple joke.

Ohhh, calling people a geek on here is like going to the dressing rooms of a fashion show and calling them posers

I could make good money with an "extra job" on the side... haha

No you couldn't

[JK Ferret]

Ohhh, calling people a geek on here is like going to the dressing rooms of a fashion show and calling them posers

GEEK!, Well, anyone who looks like Captain Picard...

No you couldn't

Hmm, which side were you thinking of?

[TiG]

Ohhh, calling people a geek on here is like going to the dressing rooms of a fashion show and calling them posers



No you couldn't

I'll probably regret saying this tomorrow when i'm not working silly hours straight.... but hexus.pimp i'm sure i could sort a sideline out heh.

TiG

[MadduckUK]

GEEK!, Well, anyone who looks like Captain Picard...



Hmm, which side were you thinking of?

the wild side

[baius]

2) Please stop bumping old threads. It's rather annoying. Especially when you're not adding anything interesting.

It's a shame we keep bumping into each other... I guess Hexus is quite a small place, though, so it's inevetable. (Laughs, again.)

Anyway, please keep on saying the rude things about me - gives me a much needed laugh. (That was the first laugh, btw.)

Perhaps over the course of a decade or two, it could start to get annoying, so maybe one day you will get through - never give up hope, eh, Schmuck?

Sincerely looking forward to your next insult, MC2... a.k.a. baius.

(Oh, and, have a nice day.)

[schmunk]

It's a shame we keep bumping into each other... I guess Hexus is quite a small place, though, so it's inevetable. (Laughs, again.)

Anyway, please keep on saying the rude things about me - gives me a much needed laugh. (That was the first laugh, btw.)

I'm sorry, please could you point out where in my post I said anything rude about you?

Perhaps over the course of a decade or two, it could start to get annoying, so maybe one day you will get through - never give up hope, eh, Schmuck?

Oh, aren't you a card, shame that the name schmunk has absolutely nothing to do with my real name. Never mind, eh?

Sincerely looking forward to your next insult, MC2... a.k.a. baius.

(Oh, and, have a nice day.)

No, you're insincerely looking forward to my first insult.

[steve threlfall]

Owned that biatch

[Sinizter]

Isnt there a different version of this joke where the husband pays the wife £1 per "episode", and when they break open the jar they find £2 coins, £5-50 notes etc. The wife when questioned says that the others were more generous than the husband.

[sammyc]

reminds me of the gag where a wife goes walking the streets out of desperation to help out her & her husband's dire finances, comes home with £20.50 & he asks who gave you 50p? answer = everyone.
i don't know why i'm helping keep this thread going as it's bringing on my maths allergy. don't anyone ask me how long it takes someone to fill a bath at x gallons a min if it's leaking at something or other rate and 2 men can fill it y times faster, will you....

omg i've just seen 'another brain teaser' and was practically sick. make it stop..

[baius]

Oh, aren't you a card

An Ace, actually. Yawns.

Hope you're well.