Yes, it's in the top 10 most read news articles on the BBC. In fact, it's in number 1 at the moment.
Yes, it's the homicide-by-monkey story
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm
(I'm surprised no-one else has shared in the comical factor of this story as of yet)
One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.
This is the best bit
this was no random act of violence. those monkeys are obviously trained killers!
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but what happens when the monkeys train hard, meditate and start to dress in black outfits.
Regular monkeys are obviously killers, but Ninja Monkeys. Thats what keeps me awake a night.
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cardigans, apparently!
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... and amusing internet videos.
1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!
Waaahhh Chop Chop Pow Pow OOO ooo OOOO ahhh ahhh
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qlWCEOMxxFw
Go chimp i hope he teaches all his little chimp friends some kung fu fighting skills then they will take over the world and mankind will be doooooomed DOOOOMED i tell you..
but yeh this is a good film about chimps.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093793/
Last edited by Optical668; 22-10-2007 at 12:28 PM.
Hell and Fire was spawned to be released.
Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where they have the bird eating reptile problem.
I find this bit as funny.
I say it serves them right if they have this attitude.Culling is seen as unacceptable to devout Hindus, who revere the monkeys as a manifestation of the monkey god Hanuman, and often feed them bananas and peanuts.
"Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be." Frank Zappa. ----------- "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." Huang Po.----------- "A drowsy line of wasted time bathes my open mind", - Ride.
its like ******s who feed pigeons and seagulls over here. THERE the ones that will be complaining when they get shat on!
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It's because the only news we hear is bad news.
Monkeys are more interesting.
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they were just Monkeeing around!
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a least the pigeons arent killing government officials - oh wait maybe we should ship some monkeys in
Address: Mayor Ken...
Dear Sir,
Please fill the more london area with a marording mob of monkeys. Not only could they help entertain tourists, providing increased revinue, but they could also deal with pests. As such I suggest you fill your offices with them.
Yours Faithfully,
....
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No matter how devastatingly tragic or shocking, any story involving monkeys is a good one
A noteworthy addition.
Someone actually died, i don't think the deceased wife and son will find the above funny.
Let's have some respect for the dead.
Deo Adjuvante non Timendum
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