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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    and that's bad..?

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

    One woman in particular loses it! Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

    "I'm too young to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"

    For a moment there is silence.

    Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

    Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane.

    "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

    He's drop-dead gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

    No one moves.

    The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.

    He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Here, iron this."

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmaster View Post
    On a Trans-Atlantic Flight...
    *Laff* Quite a good one

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Hell thats old, I was forwarding that one around years ago.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

    When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

    He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoth View Post
    Hell thats old, I was forwarding that one around years ago.
    Indeed, although the one I know was less 'dramatic'


    tom18230, where did you get the 'statistics' for your sig?

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JK Ferret View Post
    Indeed, although the one I know was less 'dramatic'


    tom18230, where did you get the 'statistics' for your sig?
    He probably made them up... they are not statistically accurate... & I don't need a degree in statistics to tell you that

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by SiM View Post
    He probably made them up... they are not statistically accurate... & I don't need a degree in statistics to tell you that
    Possible... or it could be one of those random quizzes you find on quizilla and bebo. I'm just looking for more time wasting things to do

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JK Ferret View Post
    Possible... or it could be one of those random quizzes you find on quizilla and bebo. I'm just looking for more time wasting things to do
    Go and watch some porn or something... I found a well dodgy funny pic:

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    ewww!

    You're meant to take out the seeds first!!
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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by sammyc View Post
    and that's bad..?
    Oh, yes. That's VERY bad in this thread.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    I think you both missed the point of my post

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by kasavien View Post
    I think you both missed the point of my post
    Our apologies - what was your point my friend?

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    ah just that the joke was so bad it was good

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