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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    TAKTAK fails at capitals in my name

    And matty... well... erm... shh

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JK Ferret View Post
    And the continent is Australasia, so your one is wrongeded too
    i thought it was Oceania?

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    TAKTAK fails at capitals in my name

    And matty... well... erm... shh
    tis cos the forum anti caps kicked in and decapped it all

    i just re-capped the comment
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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by handscombmp View Post
    This will stop you wanting to go swimming in the sea...

    When a male whale ejaculates up to 40 gallons of sperm is released. Yet only 10% make it into the female whale.
    And you wondered why the sea tasted so salty

    Whats the difference between a tyre and 365 condoms.
    Ones a good year and the others a flipping good year!

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

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    i thought it was Oceania?
    Pwnt!

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    how the hell did you know what?!
    you think Glasgow is in Wales!
    Bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat?!

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Pwnt!
    mebbeh not...


    Oceania (sometimes Oceanica) is a geographical, often geopolitical, region consisting of numerous lands—mostly islands in the Pacific Ocean and vicinity. The term "Oceania" was coined in 1831 by French explorer Dumont d'Urville. The term is used today in many languages to define one of the continents
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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Lets just say that the big lump of land in the bottom right of the world, is Australia, Australasia, or Oceania.

    Any other possible names?

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Lets just say that the big lump of land in the bottom right of the world, is Australia, Australasia, or Oceania.

    Any other possible names?
    why not just call it biglumplandatthebottomoftheworldlandthathasmanynameslandpossiblenamesincludingaustraliaaustralasiaor oceanialand?

    that way everybody wins
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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Or Mark.

    Lets call it Mark.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Or Mark.

    Lets call it Mark.
    but Igor sounds like a much rounder name that would be be-fitting for such a multi-synonymmededed place

    edit: BORIS!!! it should be Boris!! everybody loves Boris
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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    how the hell did you know what?!
    you think Glasgow is in Wales!
    easy enough mistake to make, its got high enough un-employment to be in wales.
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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    It is easy enough a mistake to make... if you've never been to school, never seen a map, never watched a weather forcast, never spoke to anyone about it, never read anything, seen anything, watched anything, or looked at anything.

    Given all that - yep, easy mistake to make.

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    JOKES!

    From 8 Out Of 10 Cats last night:

    An exam board has removed a Gary Glitter song from its GCSE Music paper. You don't want Gary Glitter to be associated with the words 'shh', 'turn over', 'you've got an hour'.
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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    I think dirty jokes are allowed, right? I remember reading the nun, father, breasts penis joke on the previous page

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    A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

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    Re: The Well Dodgy Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by handscombmp View Post
    This will stop you wanting to go swimming in the sea...

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    And you wondered why the sea tasted so salty

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