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And matty... well... erm... shh
TAKTAK fails at capitals in my name
And matty... well... erm... shh
i thought it was Oceania?Originally Posted by JK Ferret
And the continent is Australasia, so your one is wrongeded too
tis cos the forum anti caps kicked in and decapped it allTAKTAK fails at capitals in my name
And matty... well... erm... shh
i just re-capped the comment
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This will stop you wanting to go swimming in the sea...
When a male whale ejaculates up to 40 gallons of sperm is released. Yet only 10% make it into the female whale.
And you wondered why the sea tasted so salty
Whats the difference between a tyre and 365 condoms.
Ones a good year and the others a flipping good year!
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Pwnt!i thought it was Oceania?
Bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat?!
mebbeh not...Pwnt!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OceaniaOceania (sometimes Oceanica) is a geographical, often geopolitical, region consisting of numerous lands—mostly islands in the Pacific Ocean and vicinity. The term "Oceania" was coined in 1831 by French explorer Dumont d'Urville. The term is used today in many languages to define one of the continents
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Lets just say that the big lump of land in the bottom right of the world, is Australia, Australasia, or Oceania.
Any other possible names?
why not just call it biglumplandatthebottomoftheworldlandthathasmanynameslandpossiblenamesincludingaustraliaaustralasiaor oceanialand?
that way everybody wins
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Or Mark.
Lets call it Mark.
but Igor sounds like a much rounder name that would be be-fitting for such a multi-synonymmededed place
edit: BORIS!!! it should be Boris!! everybody loves Boris
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easy enough mistake to make, its got high enough un-employment to be in wales.
throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)
It is easy enough a mistake to make... if you've never been to school, never seen a map, never watched a weather forcast, never spoke to anyone about it, never read anything, seen anything, watched anything, or looked at anything.
Given all that - yep, easy mistake to make.
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I think dirty jokes are allowed, right? I remember reading the nun, father, breasts penis joke on the previous page
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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Jack Dee live at the apollo ladies and gentlemen!This will stop you wanting to go swimming in the sea...
When a male whale ejaculates up to 40 gallons of sperm is released. Yet only 10% make it into the female whale.
And you wondered why the sea tasted so salty
Whats the difference between a tyre and 365 condoms.
Ones a good year and the others a flipping good year!
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Correct apart from the working part
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