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On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it! Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
"I'm too young to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"
For a moment there is silence.
Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane.
"I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He's drop-dead gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Here, iron this."
RoBe (07-04-2008)
*Laff* Quite a good oneOriginally Posted by shadowmaster
Hell thats old, I was forwarding that one around years ago.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in the hairdressers talking about their daughters. The brunette says "I found a bottle of wine in my girls room, can you believe she drinks!?", to which the redhead replies "So.. I found a pack of cigarettes in my daughters bag, can you believe she smokes!?" The blonde then says "Thats nothing, I found a condom in my daughters purse, can you believe she has a penis!?"
I could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.
I could name 55 countries in 5 minutes.
My body makes a 58% effective human shield.
My dead body is worth £5750.
I have a 41% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.
Im 40% geek.
Indeed, although the one I know was less 'dramatic'
tom18230, where did you get the 'statistics' for your sig?
He probably made them up... they are not statistically accurate... & I don't need a degree in statistics to tell you that
Possible... or it could be one of those random quizzes you find on quizilla and bebo. I'm just looking for more time wasting things to doHe probably made them up... they are not statistically accurate... & I don't need a degree in statistics to tell you that
Go and watch some porn or something... I found a well dodgy funny pic:Possible... or it could be one of those random quizzes you find on quizilla and bebo. I'm just looking for more time wasting things to do
ewww!
You're meant to take out the seeds first!!
I think you both missed the point of my post
Our apologies - what was your point my friend?I think you both missed the point of my post
ah just that the joke was so bad it was good
Salazaar (09-04-2008)
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