Just how working class...

[Stewart]

And when you start to smell, your aforementioned girlfriend will reject you, falling into my welcoming arms!

Also, I'll have the takings from the shrine, with which to sweep her off her feet.

Only now do you see the method behind my madness, when it’s already too late!

[Stewart]

Not going to counter my evil scheme with a dastardly plan of your own concoction, Al?