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    The crank thread.

    A thread for everyone to crank in!

    *cranks*

    *superman*

    *cranks again*

    *robocop*

    *even more cranking*

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    Re: The crank thread.

    *Poontang*

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    Re: The crank thread.

    Crank now, poontang later. If you're lucky.

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    *voluptuous bananas*
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    Re: The crank thread.

    o god please tell me that abomination of music hasn't infiltrated hexus, it makes my ears bleed

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    Re: The crank thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by kasavien View Post
    o god please tell me that abomination of music hasn't infiltrated hexus, it makes my ears bleed
    Muhahaha!

    *drunkenly cranks*


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    Re: The crank thread.

    *poontang*

    don't really understand this thread...

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    Re: The crank thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by SiM View Post
    don't really understand this thread...
    Dude, were you born in medieval times? Are your shoes made from the skins of elk?

    Even Admiral Nelson was cranking on the quarterdeck of the Victory when he got shot.

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    Re: The crank thread.

    I must be getting old - wtf ?

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    Re: The crank thread.

    Well Urban Dictionary (the dictionary for the young) says this:

    2. crank
    n. penis
    Dude got caught with his hand on his crank.

    3. crank
    male sex organ, the penis, the dick, the bone, the rod.
    Hey Ee-dit, slobber around on my crank dere will ya?
    and also this

    crank
    Slang, noun.

    “Crank” is slang for a low purity, crystallized Methamphetamine that is administered in a powder form. Crank, like all other Methamphetamines, is a stimulant that acts on the central nervous system to increase heart rate and alertness of its users. Highs on the drug last between 8 and 24 hours, and often include a violent "crash" period where the user tends to be prone to aggression. The drug received the nickname “crank” because it was often smuggled in the crank cases of vehicles.

    Methamphetamine is taken orally or intranasally (snorting the powder), by intravenous injection, and by smoking. A common misconception among users is that some administration methods are safer than others, while in reality all act on the body the same exact way. Methamphetamines damage nerve endings, which cause naturally occurring neurotransmitters—Dopamin e and Serotonin—to be ineffective. Because Dopamine and Serotonin are responsible for easing pain (like the pain which comes from drug withdrawal), withdrawal periods are extremely painful because the body does not have its natural pain reliever to administer.

    Methamphetamine withdrawal is said to be one of the most painful experiences a human being can endure, and users of the drug should should consider other safer recreational drugs.

    Billy started doing crank because he was looking for the ultimate high and did not care about the consequences.
    Is there something you want to tell us Stewart...

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    Re: The crank thread.



    Urban Dictionary

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    Re: The crank thread.

    *confused*
    I thought this would be about the movie...

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    Re: The crank thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by merple View Post
    *confused*
    I thought this would be about the movie...
    Don't worry, we are all confused...

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    Re: The crank thread.

    Last edited by Stewart; 02-12-2007 at 02:03 PM.

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    Re: The crank thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonAvenger View Post
    I must be getting old - wtf ?
    nothing to do with age mate, more like having a better choice of music.

    I listen to all the rap and hipity hoppy, but this takes it too far.

    last place i thought i would of seen this was on Hexus, i get enough thar crank crap from my 12 year old sister
    Last edited by Blackmage; 03-12-2007 at 04:38 PM.

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    Re: The crank thread.

    Just cuz ur 12 year old sister is down with the crank and u aint.

    Turn your gramophone off grandad and get cranking.

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