Old Man Banned From Club For Letting Go.

[Stewart]

BBC NEWS | England | Devon | Flatulence ban for club pensioner

" I am a loud farter, but there is no smell." Maurice Fox.

[IBM]

That's just nasty....way too early in the morning for stories of flatulent old men...

[Brucelles]

My brother-in-law farted while scuba diving at 7 metres (his only attempt) and the people on the boat complained.

[greenalien]

I am a loud farter, but there is no smell

I wonder if he also has a problem with his sense of smell...

[vinnyT]

My brother-in-law farted while scuba diving at 7 metres (his only attempt) and the people on the boat complained.

His only attempt at scuba, or farting

Whichever, farting whilst in scuba gear, makes your bum look big and makes it harder to stay under

[Blitzen]

Serves the filthy ole git right.

Would you want to be in a pub, having a quiet chat and some dirty pikey starts to drop his guts everywhere?

I can however see the entertainment side of this if it was the local pub on a Friday night. He would become an instant legend.

[vinnyT]

I can however see the entertainment side of this if it was the local pub on a Friday night. He would become an instant legend.

Yes, but would the venue have to have an entertainment license?

He'd be quite handy in a powercut, methane lights the way.

[pendulum666]

Haha thats funny. Good find...forwarding on to office!

[funke_munke]

The buggers killing the ozone layer!!! Get him out!

[Behemoth]

Seriously while it might not be very nice to smell, at least it's a natural bodily function, the smell soon passes and the smell of fresh sick on the carpet smells a million times worse than some old codgers fart.

[Butuz]

Whichever, farting whilst in scuba gear, makes your bum look big and makes it harder to stay under

Doesn't make it harder to stay under because the fart gas was already inside your body in the first place

I like farts - they're funny

Butuz

[Gazza4354]

haha that give me a good laugh