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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    A large non-stick saucepan... well we can all dream.
    i spend many a night cleaning crap off the bottom of our non-non-stick and formerly-non-stick saucepans. well, the wife does, anyway. either way, crucial gaming time is impacted

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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Quote Originally Posted by directhex View Post
    i spend many a night cleaning crap off the bottom of our non-non-stick and formerly-non-stick saucepans. well, the wife does, anyway. either way, crucial gaming time is impacted
    Dishwashers (and no not the wife kind) are handy - not only for scrubbing evil pans clean but also for resolving domestic rows about washing up (and about dirty plates in the kitchen - as they're all sealed away out of sight/smell like). Man no wash up, man no get hassle. Result.
    Last edited by dangel; 06-12-2007 at 02:06 PM.
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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Dear Santa,

    I feel I have been good this year and have provided you with a list I feel is fair:

    xbox360
    ps3
    wii
    big HDTV
    a new car
    a new bike
    a new house

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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    A new sex drive for the mrs, her one seems to be malfunctioning. It's developed an annoying tendency for rolling over when I try & plug in my dongle.
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Quote Originally Posted by dangel View Post
    Dishwashers (and no not the wife kind) are handy - not only for scrubbing evil pans clean but also for resolving domestic rows about washing up (and about dirty plates in the kitchen - as they're all sealed away out of sight/smell like). Man no wash up, man no get hassle. Result.
    my non-stickies never go anywhere near the dishwasher i dont know if there ok to go in or not, but i feel safer cleaning them by hand
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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    What I want for chrismas is.....
    the love of a good woman.

    either that or another couple of Global kitchen knives. 20cm Cooks knife and bread knife.

    plz

    thx

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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    my credit card debts to mysteriously disappear

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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    A rest, im so very tired.

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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Quote Originally Posted by vrykyl View Post
    A rest, im so very tired.
    Oooh I'll add that one to my list too...

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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Yeah thats a good one. A sleep.

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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    the love of a good woman.

    either that or another couple of Global kitchen knives.
    A hard decision indeed
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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Quote Originally Posted by dangel View Post
    A hard decision indeed
    I'd go for the kinves, at least if you get hurt it'll actually be your own fault.
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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    I'd go for the kinves, at least if you get hurt it'll actually be your own fault.
    Oh I don't know, if women are to be believed the same is true.

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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    I'd go for the kinves, at least if you get hurt it'll actually be your own fault.
    Awwwwwwwww blesss!
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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Enough money for my wedding!

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    Re: Dear Santa.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Lucio View Post
    Enough money for my wedding!
    Enough money for my Wife!
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