Dear Santa.....

[0iD]

Enough money to pay my ex wife(s)

[dangel]

Or a hitman.

[Lucio]

Enough money for my Wife!

I believe you've made a mis-statment there and included the definition for infinity in error...

[dangel]

I believe you've made a mis-statment there and included the definition for infinity in error...

Good point - same problem as her trying to define how many pairs of shoes are enough (or handbags, or clothes)

[schmunk]

the love of a good woman.

either that or another couple of Global kitchen knives.

With a couple of kitchen knives to hand you can have any woman you want.


I'm not sure whether you'll get love, mind. Well, here's to Stockholm syndrome...

[kickstart 1]

A man or better still a perfect man ( i can dream!)

[dangel]

A man or better still a perfect man ( i can dream!)

Look i'm sorry but i'm married

[SiM]

poontang

[tiggerai]

A man or better still a perfect man ( i can dream!)

In that case dangel is non-existent.

No such thing as a perfect man, it's like an oxymoron.

I would like a full set of Sabatier, and a subaru impreza but I can dream too.

[dangel]

In that case dangel is non-existent.

That's right, i'm just a figment of your twisted imagination.

I'd see a doctor if I were you

[tiggerai]

That's right, i'm just a figment of your twisted imagination.

I'd see a doctor if I were you

Can't - all the good ones are taken, or work too much.
(oh, you mean like a GP... I've been single too long!)

Twisted imaginations are fun.

[Kezzer]

Enough money for my wedding!

Ditto, heh.

[dangel]

Twisted imaginations are fun.

Couldn't agree more (speaking as a figment of yours)

[Mrs Hex]

Our flat to be assured in time for March and all the cock-ups sorted out.

New rat gaces, particularly a Mary.

My friend to have had a successful litter in time for me to take a pair of boysies to start up me rattery once we move.

[santa claus]

Hello boys and girls, Santa is here! Now I'll just make a list of all the things you want:

games
pizza
monkey
camera
bmx
driving gloves
cd
orange tiny terror
car
socks
wii
booze
drugs
pony
house
lottery numbers
saucepan
dishwasher
bike
knives
money
rats

Awww, the season of goodwill is here. Merry Christmas .

[htid]

Well our shower, cooker and gas fire have all unfortunately broken in the last week, so I'd say one of each of those (I live at home so it'd be my parents paying, so I'll make it easier on them )