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    A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    Firefighters helped operate on a man who was rushed to hospital after getting a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis.
    BBC NEWS | England | Manchester | Fire crew aid in penis operation

    you just couldn't make this stuff up!
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    Re: A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    I cant really understand how that could happen.

    Unless he stayed aroused permanently, surely it would fall off? (Not that I want to think about it too much. Its icky in my brain)

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    Re: A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    Depends, if the ring is too tight it prevent blood flow out of the penis... believe it or not, that can quite quickly turn gangrenous and you risk losing said, erm, member.
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    Re: A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    Simple, if the ring was tight enough to stop more blood going into the appendage, then it's too tight to let blood out of the appendage. So yes, he would be 'standing proud' until the ring was removed (or the appendage!).

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    Re: A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    Ahh. Thats tight =O

    Not my cuppa tea ;P

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    Re: A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    It is understood the man, aged in his 40s, was given an anaesthetic
    ...was given / requested / demanded / begged for...???

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    Re: A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    what the.... now the question is what was he doing i wonder.
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    Re: A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    Depends, if the ring is too tight it prevent blood flow out of the penis... believe it or not, that can quite quickly turn gangrenous and you risk losing said, erm, member.
    Argh! Don't use words like gangrenous in this thread!

    Gangrenous nob... Lord have mercy.

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    Re: A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    NIck and Silence seem rather well informed on this subject....


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    Nick has a history of embarrassing knob stories involving hospitals
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    Re: A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    what the hell was he doing in the 1st place? I was in wigan hospital for afew days the other week wish I was there when this happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza4354 View Post
    what the hell was he doing in the 1st place?
    Maybe he had 11 rings and only 10 fingers

    Be a shame to waste one.

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    Re: A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza4354 View Post
    what the hell was he doing in the 1st place? I was in wigan hospital for afew days the other week wish I was there when this happened.
    Now you need to think REALLY carefully about how you explain to us all why you want to see a bloke with an overly erect penis...
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    Re: A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    no not too see him in all his glory but it would have give me a good laugh if I heard 1 of the nurses talking about it.

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    Re: A Manchester resident makes the news again!

    The fire crew should have walked in with a full size angle grinder first time round, just to see that look on the guys face....

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