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    Why is it ?

    That the office I'm currently working in has 13 different types of coffee , but only single ply bog roll ?

    and they call the USA a country of progress
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    Re: Why is it ?

    sounds like your having fun, if in doubt take your own bog roll
    Or maybe its a ploy to keep people out of the bogs and at there desks working..

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    Re: Why is it ?

    and those cubicals are huuuuuuuuuuuuge!

    you could have a small social even in one of those.

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    Re: Why is it ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Moby-Dick View Post
    and they call the USA a country of progress
    no they said REGRESS. syringe > ear
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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    Re: Why is it ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Moby-Dick View Post
    single ply bog roll ?
    Poked your finger through already eh
    My only concern is should I hide my true identity? A costume maybe?

    0iD: Plus weeing in it every now & again does it good
    scaryjim: 10" is just a little large to hold comfortably in one hand, which makes it a lot harder to tap, swipe and generally interact with.

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    Re: Why is it ?

    thankfully I took a pre wipe audit , and triple folder , hence no stinky finger moments.
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    Re: Why is it ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    and those cubicals are huuuuuuuuuuuuge!

    you could have a small social even in one of those.
    the washroom in my hotel is as big as a squashcourt !
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    Re: Why is it ?

    does it also have a squashcourt the size of a washroom?

    It could all be the fault of a terrible builder.

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    Re: Why is it ?

    Better than Izal's grease proof paper thing.
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    Re: Why is it ?

    Quote Originally Posted by godsdog View Post
    Better than Izal's grease proof paper thing.
    I don't know, if you need a good scratch...

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    Re: Why is it ?

    Quote Originally Posted by kalniel View Post
    I don't know, if you need a good scratch...
    no no no no, does damage does damage ...../remembers junior school.
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    Re: Why is it ?

    Wire brush and dettol ?!!

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    Re: Why is it ?

    Luxury. It were Brillo pads in my day.

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    Re: Why is it ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Moby-Dick View Post
    thankfully I took a pre wipe audit , and triple folder , hence no stinky finger moments.
    made me p!ss my self laughing in the office, so true yet so funny

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    Re: Why is it ?

    The OP reminds me of two things when I worked as a contractor on an hourly wage. I worked out once that I earned more money in the time it took me to walk the 20 yards to the coffee machine, purchase a coffee and walk back than the price of the coffee.

    Secondly again on an hourly wage I always used to wait until work in order to take a dump. There was something satisfying knowing that my employer was actually paying me to take a poo.
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    Re: Why is it ?

    Do they have Earl Gray Tea?

    If not, its a bias towards coffee, and the equal opportunists will be down to mallet your management, due to there being more varieties of coffee available.


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