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    Al Jazeera TV Listings.

    7pm You've Bin Laden
    Join Ayman al-Zawahiri and the fat one who used to be in Emmerdale for a collection of hilarious pranks caught on camera. Includes the bombing of the USS Cole and a dog being knocked unconscious by a garden swing.

    7:30pm How Do You Solve A Problem Like Sharia?
    Arch Bishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams desperately attempts to fend off the vicious blows rained down upon his person from sensible people of all faiths, while Graham Norton minces about in the background for no obviously apparent reason.

    8pm Blind Date
    Join Cilla Black and the lucky contestant, whose parents get to choose one of these 3 women to force into a loveless marriage.

    8:30pm One Foot In Abu Ghraid
    Victor books a cheap holiday in Spain, but after arriving the CIA fly him to Iraq to be interrogated. Margaret claims he is being tortured but the American Government doesn't belieeeve it.

    9pm Men Behaving Jihadly
    Dorothy forces Gary to buy a new sofa, and Tony stones Debs to death for wearing a short skirt. Whore.

    9:30pm FILM Jews
    Amity Island is terrorised by a monster from the deep. Quint blows himself up at a bus stop in an attempt to kill it. It was justified though, Cherie Blair said so.

    11pm Only Fundamentalists and Horses.
    Infidelboy and Rodney buy some hooky TNT from a mystery man down the market. Can they sell it on before they are assassinated by the IDF?

    11:45pm Sunni and Shia In Concert - I've Got You Babe.

    1am FILM Fatwa and Fatah
    Something not very funny staring Jim Carey and someone else.

    3:45am The Late Show.
    With Jodie Marsh (Arab) and (the Hashemite Kingdom of) Jordan.
    Last edited by Stewart; 12-02-2008 at 07:48 PM.

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    Re: Al Jazeera TV Listings.

    That was brilliant, I also LOL'D with capital letters too so know yourselves

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    Re: Al Jazeera TV Listings.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    7:30pm How Do You Solve A Problem Like Sharia?
    Arch Bishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams desperately attempts to fend off the vicious blows rained down upon his person from sensible people of all faiths, while Graham Norton minces about in the background for no obviously apparent reason.


    Shamelessly stolen from B3ta.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    8pm Blind Date
    Join Cilla Black and the lucky contestant, whose parents get to choose one of these 3 women to force into a loveless marriage.
    If you went on this then atleast you wouldn't have to worry about your mates in the audience mouthing, "No 3, No3" without knowing if she was the fit one or the munter as they would all be wearing burkas.
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    Re: Al Jazeera TV Listings.

    1) I have never read b3ta, nor know what it is.

    2) Never try to be funny in a thread I am being funny in.

    You dig, homes?
    Last edited by Stewart; 12-02-2008 at 08:12 PM.

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    Re: Al Jazeera TV Listings.

    Dug...



    Couldn't resist

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    Re: Al Jazeera TV Listings.

    I prefer ye olde 'O RLY?' 'YA RLY!' 'NO WAI!' over this new fangeld 'and then I LOL'D!'

    Still... nobody likes change.

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    Re: Al Jazeera TV Listings.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    I prefer ye olde 'O RLY?' 'YA RLY!' 'NO WAI!' over this new fangeld 'and then I LOL'D!'

    Still... nobody likes change.

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    Re: Al Jazeera TV Listings.

    Aint dat the truth.

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    This one is crap... I wonder who actually makes these

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    1) I have never read b3ta, nor know what it is.
    Smite the heathen!

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    Re: Al Jazeera TV Listings.

    I just had a look. On the front page is a picture of a cat playing a guitar.

    It looks like one of those 'zany' sites that thinks its funny. I mean, they even did the Maria\Sharia gag.

    What sort of third rate, cheap ass, dried up old ham would do that?

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    Come on, you can't tell me that this isn't top notch entertainment...

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    Re: Al Jazeera TV Listings.

    OMD where have I been. Just looked at b3ta. Quality stuff on there. That extend artwork thread is brill!

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    Re: Al Jazeera TV Listings.

    I've been a b3tan for a while. It's been bookmarked since I can remember. I don't link to it often because it has adult humour and is therefore NSFW for a family orientated site such a s Hexus, but the picture compo's are some of the best I've seen. It's typically British in it's humour too.

    In the shameless age of internet plagiarism I might nick Stewart's original idea (and add a few new ideas) and post it on another forum where I know it will go down well, purely for my own kudos and e-peen you understand! - I think "Only Fools and Fundamentalists" has a better ring to it, but infi-delboy is nothing short of comedy genius, much better than "Islamic rage boy".

    Now everytime I read the TV listings I'm looking at them purely from an "Al Jazeera TV" perspective.
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