7pm You've Bin Laden
Join Ayman al-Zawahiri and the fat one who used to be in Emmerdale for a collection of hilarious pranks caught on camera. Includes the bombing of the USS Cole and a dog being knocked unconscious by a garden swing.
7:30pm How Do You Solve A Problem Like Sharia?
Arch Bishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams desperately attempts to fend off the vicious blows rained down upon his person from sensible people of all faiths, while Graham Norton minces about in the background for no obviously apparent reason.
8pm Blind Date
Join Cilla Black and the lucky contestant, whose parents get to choose one of these 3 women to force into a loveless marriage.
8:30pm One Foot In Abu Ghraid
Victor books a cheap holiday in Spain, but after arriving the CIA fly him to Iraq to be interrogated. Margaret claims he is being tortured but the American Government doesn't belieeeve it.
9pm Men Behaving Jihadly
Dorothy forces Gary to buy a new sofa, and Tony stones Debs to death for wearing a short skirt. Whore.
9:30pm FILM Jews
Amity Island is terrorised by a monster from the deep. Quint blows himself up at a bus stop in an attempt to kill it. It was justified though, Cherie Blair said so.
11pm Only Fundamentalists and Horses.
Infidelboy and Rodney buy some hooky TNT from a mystery man down the market. Can they sell it on before they are assassinated by the IDF?
11:45pm Sunni and Shia In Concert - I've Got You Babe.
1am FILM Fatwa and Fatah
Something not very funny staring Jim Carey and someone else.
3:45am The Late Show.
With Jodie Marsh (Arab) and (the Hashemite Kingdom of) Jordan.


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