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    Sat Night/Sunday Morning Joke :-)

    God said, "Go down into that valley." And Adam said, "What's a valley?" So God explained it to him.

    Then God said, "Cross the river." And Adam said "What's a river?" and God explained it to him.

    Then God said, "Go over the hill." And Adam said, "What's a hill?" and God explained it to him.

    Then God told Adam, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave," and Adam said, "what's a cave?" and God explained that to him. "In the cave you will find a woman." And Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, and said, "I want you to reproduce." And Adam said, "How do I do that?" So God explained it to him.

    So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, and into the cave, and found the woman, and in about five minutes he was back. God said, "What is it, now?" And Adam said, "What's a headache?"

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    Re: Sat Night/Sunday Morning Joke :-)

    Oh, the women won't like that... it shows that men ARE capable of actual thought!

    Nice one

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    Re: Sat Night/Sunday Morning Joke :-)

    In retaliation.... I saw a great car sticker today....
    "I believe in Dragons..... and good men, and other fantasy creatures"


    I've had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time.... It was them that started me drinking.

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