What is it with girls...?

[Stringent]

Does that mean I can bring my Master Replica lightsaber along with me to a bar?

[Behemoth]

Does that mean I can bring my Master Replica lightsaber along with me to a bar?

You want to charm them, not scare them with the size of your tool

[Behemoth]

I see confidence as showing no fear or weakness. If people percieve your weaknesses it will only lead to your eventual embarassment.

Walk into a bar find the nicest looking girl you can knowing full well she will knock you back. Go up to her and ask her if shes as smart as she is pretty..

If shes knocks you back then smile and say apparently not straight to her face

If you go in knowing and expecting the worst case scenario then it can only get better if the worst doesn't happen

If you can do that then you quite simply a jedi master!

*dear lord make sure she doesn't have a boyfriend first haha

Or say the first thing that comes into your mine, like it did with me, and I got a slap for my effort.

[staffsMike]

Does that mean I can bring my Master Replica lightsaber along with me to a bar?

if it was next to the star wars convention then maybe

But really the trick is thinking what is the worst that can happen?

Girls aren't going to come to you and if the only bad that can come from trying to ask them out or get close to them is you get knocked back then so be it.

My relationship is the first and hopefully the last I will ever have, it wasn't an easy process getting to it because once I liked one girl I had a fair few apparently (according to my gf to be) chasing me. I just thought they were friends lol but they disaapeared once I started going out with my gf.

[Stringent]

The worst that could happen is one of many things:

me goes up to girl @ bar. "Hi my names *insert name here*"
She yells "NO I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU GET LOST YOU LOUT!!!"
I reply "Glad you don't want to go out with me, I certianly dont want to go out with a mophead like you. Oh and I am not getting lost, I want a drink, you move you big fat butt outta here if you like ...

Oh wait was that bad?!

[staffsMike]

Most women are more dignified that th...

..No you're right that could happen

[Behemoth]

The other thing is, once your in a rlationship you seem more desireable to other girls. I'm not sure how true this is, but any girl that tried to get close to me when I was with my ex was warned off quite severly.

I remeber when we moved into our flat, and the people in the flat below had a prty for us in our honour and she said to one of the friends (who was female) of the lad who lived in the flat below "Hi I'm Carrie, I'm a psycho, Simon is mine, try to make a move on him and I'll kill you"

I didn't find that out till after I'd walked out on her some 3 months later.

[Behemoth]

The worst that could happen is one of many things:

me goes up to girl @ bar. "Hi my names *insert name here*"
She yells "NO I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU GET LOST YOU LOUT!!!"
I reply "Glad you don't want to go out with me, I certianly dont want to go out with a mophead like you. Oh and I am not getting lost, I want a drink, you move you big fat butt outta here if you like ...

Oh wait was that bad?!

You need to be more subtle than that.

[Stringent]

The other thing is, once your in a rlationship you seem more desireable to other girls. I'm not sure how true this is, but any girl that tried to get close to me when I was with my ex was warned off quite severly.

My mate says this. When you are in a relationship other girls seem to be attracted to you (never happens to me but hey). Must be some hormone you give off. Man if we could bottle that stuff ...

[Behemoth]

My mate says this. When you are in a relationship other girls seem to be attracted to you (never happens to me but hey). Must be some hormone you give off. Man if we could bottle that stuff ...

I agree, we could rich if that were the case

[Stringent]

You need to be more subtle than that.

I have the give as good as you get theory. Subtle as in saying something like, so you dont want me to move that spider by your bar stool? To which girl squeals and runs off.

[staffsMike]

My mate who was certainly wiser to the ways of women than I will ever be, once told me,

"never trust a woman"

That said, I do and be on my head if I get bitten lol

[Behemoth]

I have the give as good as you get theory. Subtle as in saying something like, so you dont want me to move that spider by your bar stool? To which girl squeals and runs off.

I like your style

[Behemoth]

My mate who was certainly wiser to the ways of women than I will ever be, once told me,

"never trust a woman"

That said, I do and be on my head if I get bitten lol

A mate of mine calls them "slugs with jugs" I don't agree with him on that, I say they were given curves to sexually manipulate the weak.

[staffsMike]

and by weak you mean hetrosexual men I assume lol

[Behemoth]

and by weak you mean hetrosexual men I assume lol

I do indeed.