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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    how do you hold it?

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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    Quote Originally Posted by streetster View Post
    how do you hold it?
    You are not meant to...

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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    I've gotta say, that's taking a logical idea to its absurd extreme.

    Still, more portable than an entire tool kit...

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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    That's not a knife, that's a spoon!
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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    practically a canteen of cutlery. what kinda pockets would you have to have...?

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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    its like an April fools that got leaked early..
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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    Is there a tool in there for removing stones from horses hooves?

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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    Quote Originally Posted by ajones View Post
    Is there a tool in there for removing stones from horses hooves?
    Yeah, you find it in the foldout land rover.

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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    Cool. I have The Swiss Champion knife (By Victorinox, who make much better knives than Wenger) and it will eat it's way through an ordinary trouser pocket in a few weeks. That monster would be through the bottom of your pocket as soon as it was in there.

    I know really that it was built as a window display item and for collectors. It is not intended to be used, which is good, as it would probably break the moment you tried to use the pliers.

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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    Quote Originally Posted by chicken View Post
    That's not a knife, that's a spoon!
    Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!
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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Salazaar View Post
    Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!
    stabbing the handicapped is wrong
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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Brucelles View Post
    Cool. I have The Swiss Champion knife (By Victorinox, who make much better knives than Wenger)
    You know both brands are owned by Victorinox, right?
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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    there was a bit on QI about these. but i guess it was quite an old one as at the time there definetly two seperate entities making them for the swiss army, and they ordered exactly 50% off each
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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    Quote Originally Posted by streetster View Post
    how do you hold it?
    Carefully

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    Re: That's not a knife.....

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    there was a bit on QI about these. but i guess it was quite an old one as at the time there definetly two seperate entities making them for the swiss army, and they ordered exactly 50% off each
    I remember seeing that. It must be oldish since the takeover happened in 2005.
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