JOKE: Bleeding parking tickets!

[Allen]

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-****** nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse ****.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a crap.

My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.

[shiato storm]

he he!
mind you, I bl**dy hate traffic wardens. they look for ANY excuse to bag you. I hear their salary depends on the number of cars they ticket. filthy swine the lot of them.

[TeePee]

They have a weekly quota they must fill. When it's done they can stash their uniform and spend the rest of the day in the pub.

[shiato storm]

bunch of lazy turds. all of them. bit like london underground workers really.

I hate 'em.
they ALWAYS change the rules with regards to how you get from A to B. for example a zone 2 ticket to another zone 2 destination (at some hugely over priced fare) apparently is only valid if you go just a few stops! well how the hell am i supposed to get anywhere without shelling out upwards of a fiver?!! I went from royal oak (zone2) to Earls court (zone 2/zone 1 station but counts as zone 2 if coming from zone 2 and zone 1 if coming from zone 1...). thus a zone 2 only journey was what i was in. but when I get there I'm told by some rude and quite frankly fasicious twerp that I have to pay more. when asked why, since travel in zone 2 only as the ticket I bought applies to the journey I have just done I'm given some mumbled reply (clearly un-educated beyond about 11+ exams) about 'thats just how it is' and a stubby finger pointing towards a chart of names and numbers. poor english and no way to formulate a coherent aguement towards the point that I should pay more angered me no end. these bafoons are charging more each year and yet the service gets worse by the day. they employ monkeys who just follow rules blindly and don't appear to think for themselves, no initiative, save that of a money hungry individual hell-bent on robbing you blind at every possible step.
I argued circles round this power-tripping ant and walked through the gate when it opened (the one for push-chairs etc.) and tossed the ticket over my shoulder at the guy. they can bl**dy well pick it up themselves...

I walked home after that.

and the oyster card is a complete shamm if I ever saw one - you pay 1.60 for a 2003 single (what you pay on the card) but for £15 you get 10 single journeys thus only 1.50 per journey. and after a short while you're getting far more buying the 10 singles than the useles oyster card.
one more shining example of how cr*p the system really is.

[5lab]

oi im a traffic warden, and i really dont appriciate these threads insulting my kind of person...



(jk)

[Allen]

oi im a traffic warden, and i really dont appriciate these threads insulting my kind of person...



(jk)

I was bloody waiting for that kind of remark! Especially after my last thread about the Irish which wasn't taken too well!

Grrrrrr...

[Nimrod]

lol, quality

But is it a JOKE, joke or did you really do this ?

[mooch]

What I wanna know is why traffic wardens (bless em) don't carry digital cameras with them and take pictures of the alledged offenses to corroborate their notes.

I got a bogus parking ticket over a year ago, and only just got it quashed after many letters, phone calls and finally an interview with an adjudicator where I showed him pictures of where my car was REALLY parked.

Finally a proper use for the phone camera ... saved me £80

[Allen]

lol, quality

But is it a JOKE, joke or did you really do this ?

I don't even have a car...

But I wouldn't put it past the guy who wrote this to me to have actually done it... he's a flipping nutter!

[Stringent]

I rekon they also hang around people whos tickets are about to expire. I had one once, granted I was overdue, but the ticket was written out exactly the time it stopped. Strange huh? Plus someone who parked their car behind me got done, and they had a valid ticket!!

[shiato storm]

bunch of useless punks.
its times like these I wish I was in a game of UT at which point I would administer severe retribution in the form of decapitation or limb removal with high velocity rounds on such infidels as; traffic wardens, london bus drivers and london underground workers, some taxi drivers, most mercedes driving small women that come from a particular country that belongs to the arab states (the fact that they cant see over the steering wheel and lack any spacial awareness whilst driving several tons of rumbling metal justifies my actions, they are simply dangerous), families or persons (from a particular member of the arab states) that breed incesently to produce HUGE families that take up the entire pavement so you can't get by, are unbelievably rude to you and claim wellfare from the state (i'd sterilise them if I could) and illegal immegrants...

...

[Allen]

Wow, are you my clone? You seem to be absolutely annoyed with all the same things I am!

And you also seem to have the temper that goes with it!

[Blub2k]

So tell us guys are joke threads here an excuse to vent racial hatred or what?

[Allen]

I was very tempted to post a reply to that, but I don't want another arguement with you. I'll just ignore your comments from now on...

[Blub2k]

most mercedes driving small women that come from a particular country that belongs to the arab states (the fact that they cant see over the steering wheel and lack any spacial awareness whilst driving several tons of rumbling metal justifies my actions, they are simply dangerous), families or persons (from a particular member of the arab states) that breed incesently to produce HUGE families that take up the entire pavement so you can't get by, are unbelievably rude to you and claim wellfare from the state (i'd sterilise them if I could) and illegal immegrants...

Good call Al I wouldn't try to defend agreeing with the above crap either.

[Bindibadgi]

<flame proof suit>

Well if you people didnt park illegally then you wouldnt have a problem

<runs>

EDIT: to previous quote in reply: what about old people, new drivers, boy racers and catholics then?? I gotta agree with blub here.