Be a man, terrify small children, grow one like a rhodedendron bush!
Have a shave you goddless hippy!
I want a proper beard. But my face only seems to grow hair in a 'tash and goatee (not even connected round the sides of the mouth ) I want a full on proper one, all down the jawline and around the mouth, but it just ain't happening.
I had a shave for the first time in over 6 months last week... no-one noticed :/
I had a dark patch of hair on my lip and chin. All bumfluff (as my rather more hairy YOUNGER brother pointed out to me... every day).
The under your lip is important, it's your soul patch
REAL men have beards. Hence why woman dont grow them. Well most of them anyway. If we are meant to shave our beards off, why stop there? Why not go the whole hog, and shave hair, eyebrows, pubic area, everything?
Bask in the glory of my manly manliness!!!
Unfortunately, I too am cursed with the mysterious 'ginger bits' affliction, which is completely inexplicable as I have not another ginge hair on my body :s.
I've had a bumfluff moustache since I was 12, and now being 20 I am a true hairy man!
Plus I have a mega pointy chin and look about 12 again if it comes off
Goatee yeah ...........beard no way .I dont suppose any of you guys have kissed a guy with a beard ? (well maybe some of you?) Its a big turn off honestly !
^ I'm with her.
EDIT: No, not literally... I'm not a lesbinim or anything... that I know of.
And seriously, you lot whinge about having to do a face... I will not go into the complexities of a female grooming regime...
Problem with a beard is it tends to make you look a bit of a scruff, speshly if its a long one. Think beard, think tramp.
And if you have a small, line beard, you look like Craig David, the well known RnB rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish.
So best avoided in my view.
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