Edit ; Biltong! Biltong dammit!
Although 'fresh' really defeats the purpose of biltong.....but even so I'd been meaning to buy some biltong online for ages but never got round to it. But then, walking down a side street less than half a mile from my house, I happened across a little South African shop selling the stuff, straight from the hook.
Mmmmmmmmmm, it's good.
So if anyone's in the London W3 area and needs some chewy meaty goodness ...