How do you dress like an old man?

[Ferral]

How about looking at the Jackass crew dressed as old men. Ideal that one, but don't go doing the bits hanging out of the shorts like in the 2nd movie!

[HSK]

this is what u need to emulate!

[StoX]

I think that a farmers flat cap is essential

[Steven W]

Yep, must get a flat cap. I like the braces idea, although looking like steptoe could be a good one as well.

Thanks!

[chicken]

How about some Theatre Latex to make yourself wrinkled? (See "Wrinkle Stipple" here for an idea)

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[0iD]

Ask Saracen to lend you some of his 'winter casuals'.

[Steven W]

How about some Theatre Latex to make yourself wrinkled? (See "Wrinkle Stipple" here for an idea)

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I thought about a latex mask, but that may inhibit the beer drinkin, plus it might be really hot that day.

[Saracen]

Ask Saracen to lend you some of his 'winter casuals'.

Hmmm.




How do you know he's my size?

[Mike Fishcake]

Get yourself down a charity shop and find some trousers you can pull up to your armpits. Tuck your (preferably tea stained) shirt into those and that's problem sorted

Added a thanks to that one because that's pretty much exactly what I was going to say!

Don't forget to act the part though; tut disapprovingly at everyone and be slightly (but naively) racist