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    Re: Microsoft career opportunity bar raised

    No, surely Paul, your explanation hasn't spoiled the joke! When does an explanation ever spoil a joke? Especially Swedish jokes?
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    Re: Microsoft career opportunity bar raised

    i dont get it :|
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    Re: Microsoft career opportunity bar raised

    Oh dear. Does someone really have to explain that?
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