http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7489457.stm
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7489457.stm
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You! Out of the gene pool! Now!
joshwa (04-07-2008)
Brilliant.
its a coverup.and this is the perfect way to ruin the witnesses credibility, a stock picture of the moon does not evidence make
VodkaOriginally Posted by Ephesians
lol
This object in the sky, Did anyone have a look at it?
Yes, it's the moon. Over.
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Haha, if you read on to some of the other examples someone phoned 999 because they needed a pound for their shopping trolley![]()
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I actually have a pretty cool story about the police. My father in law is an ex-copper, and I spend a fair amount of time in stations, so I'm comfortable telling you this.
A partner at my old firm, when he was young, was rushing to Court for a trial. He got stopped by the police on the way there for speeding.
When he arrived at court, who was the first witness he had to cross examine?
Yep. The copper who;d pulled him for speeding an hour before. Brilliant.
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Control Room: "New Scotland Yard, what's your emergency?"
Gordon Brown: "It's not really. I just need to inform you that I need a double Mac with fries and some ketchup."
Control room: "Right."
Gordon Brown: "If you've got a couple of minutes perhaps you could get one of the boys in blue to get it for me? I’m bloody starving!"
Control: "Ok Prime minister, will do sir. Do you want anything else sir?"
Gordon Brown: "Get some of the firebrigade chaps to call round sharpish!."
Control: "May I ask what the problem is sir?"
Gordon Brown: "I need my bottle of whisky openend"
Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, have you delivered the package to the PM?"
Officer: "Yes, the fat, over-paid chimp is stuffing his face as I speak!"
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