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    Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    What do you call a cat who was a Chinese military and political leader who led the Communist Party of China to victory against the Kuomintang in the Chinese Civil War, and was the leader of the People’s Republic of China from its establishment in 1949 until his death in 1976?

    Chairman Meow!



    What do you call a man made from metal and machinery who has served as the head of government in Zimbabwe since 1980, and has recently fixed the Presidential elections with a widespread campaign of murder, violence and intimidation?

    Robot Mugabe!



    Why do Protestant houses smell funny?

    No Potpourri!



    Did you hear the one about the 3 Chinese acrobats and the killer whale?

    Me either!

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    I thought you were supposed to be funny?

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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Quote Originally Posted by Allen View Post
    I thought you were supposed to be funny?
    If I hadn't just got in and didn't have a lamb pasanda waiting to get eaten I might point out thats rich coming from a man who, in very nearly 6500 posts, has yet to say anything funny, interesting, or note worthy in anyway.

    I might point out that the (sort of) in the thread title gives a slight hint at how funny these 'jokes' are actually supposed to be.

    Might even point out that 'me either!' is obviously not a punch line and not supposed to be funny.

    Might even have asked Schmunk why he posted a picture of Kate Humble. (Sure you had your reasons mate )

    But as I said, things to do, curry to eat, you know how it is.

    Have fun kids...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Might even have asked Schmunk why he posted a picture of Kate Humble. (Sure you had your reasons mate )
    Well, it was that or Barney Gumble. Or perhaps a Tumble Dryer.

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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Quote Originally Posted by schmunk View Post
    Well, it was that or Barney Gumble. Or perhaps a Tumble Dryer.
    Foolish.


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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    If I hadn't just got in and didn't have a lamb pasanda waiting to get eaten I might point out thats rich coming from a man who, in very nearly 6500 posts, has yet to say anything funny, interesting, or note worthy in anyway.
    Umm, are you sure about that? You've read all of my posts have you? I bet I've made more helpful posts than you, Clunk, Madduck and Schmunk put together as all you lot seem to do is spam these forums with utter crap. You even manage to derail serious threads with your pointless comments and annoy the OP's by doing so.

    Meh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allen View Post
    Umm, are you sure about that? You've read all of my posts have you? I bet I've made more helpful posts than you, Clunk, Madduck and Schmunk put together as all you lot seem to do is spam these forums with utter crap. You even manage to derail serious threads with your pointless comments and annoy the OP's by doing so.

    Meh.

    MadduckUK HERE
    Schmunk HERE
    Stewart HERE
    Clunk HERE

    i also rememer Stewart putting a stop to a runaway thread in banter which basically went along the lines of "it's 2 'o clock" "lulz, it's 2:04 now " "HehHeh McDonalds"

    i CBA to pick out good examples but they'll do... nice and constructive, some with a hint of humour that keeps things rolling along.......

    it makes things more interesting...
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    Re: Monday Jokes. (Sort Of)

    But enough of this word play. A simple vote is whats needed.

    Either the boring bastards have it, or those of us who actually try (and sometimes fail) to inject a bit of humour have it.

    So, Allen and his grey y-fronts, or me, Clunk, Madduck and Schmunk.

    I'll post a poll when I can be arsed.

    I'm sure Clunky and the rest will agree to stop posting should the readership vote for the grey people who never say anything of any interest or note.

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