Funny laws...

[psd99]

&Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch

&Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

&Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

&Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

&Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.

&Variation Law
If you change lanes, or queues, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

&Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

&Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

&Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

&Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

&Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.



&The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

&Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

&Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.


&Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

&Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.


&Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

&Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

[mediaboy]

Ah... the wonder's of the randomity of the universe. I haven't seen these, but I have seen some other strange laws (More Murphy's Laws, and a few others.)

If I can find out where I saw them I'll post them on here

[psd99]

cheers look forward to them.

When I think of Murphy's law I think of BBC1!!!
lol

[j1979]

i know this is a light harted thread but im gonna lower the tone anyhow!!

got to be the funniest law of all (Law of Smoking)

Smoking ban (supposedly so people dont have to breath harmful fumes in the workplace)

yet its still legal to work in a kitchen/factory/foundry where carcinogenic fumes are common place

just another joke of a law that was made because most are in favor, nice vote puller labour....

[Stewart]

Problem with that 'wrong numbers are never engaged' one is that if you dialled a wrong number and it was engaged, you wouldn't know you'd dialled a wrong number in the first place.

So wrong numbers are sometimes engaged, you just didn't realise you'd dialled the wrong number.

And I dropped some toast the other day, and it landed butter side up. So sods law can sod off as well.