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    Your worst dates, ever

    The 20th of every darn month.
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    Re: Your worst dates, ever

    My worst dates were from Tesco. Over ripe and too dry.

    They went straight back.
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    Re: Your worst dates, ever

    Quote Originally Posted by Agent View Post
    My worst dates were from Tesco. Over ripe and too dry.

    They went straight back.

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    Re: Your worst dates, ever

    17th of every month, day before pay day.

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    Re: Your worst dates, ever

    Quote Originally Posted by 99Flake View Post
    17th of every month, day before pay day.
    4th for me, the week after pay day, when it all seems to have gone!

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    Re: Your worst dates, ever

    What's a date? Answers on a postcard to tiggerai towers, tigger land, raitown, t14 4er


    16th.... the day I know how much I'm left with for the rest of the month... after all the DD's have gone.

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    Re: Your worst dates, ever

    Blind.

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    Transexual

    and the 15th, the day I've paid the CSA for the past 13+ years, without fail.
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    Re: Your worst dates, ever

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    What's a date? Answers on a postcard to tiggerai towers, tigger land, raitown, t14 4er


    16th.... the day I know how much I'm left with for the rest of the month... after all the DD's have gone.
    At least you have some clue as to when yours come out, I swear each month mine changes!

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    Re: Your worst dates, ever

    first one with my gf (was very drunk that night)

    17 months later and going strong though
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    I do like a bit of hot crumpet

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    She had snake breath... yet i kept on kissing it... Come to think of it, i was on snakebite.... weird
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    Re: Your worst dates, ever

    Behemoth, why did you delete your post mate?

    I read it and it made me laugh, I was trying to think if I have had any disastrous dates myself to post but sadly I don't.
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    Re: Your worst dates, ever

    Don't know about worst date, but best dates were probably in Egypt. They do these really nice biscuits there, kind of like fig rolls but with dates instead.

    They were yummy. Especially when they were fresh out of the oven.
    Last edited by Funkstar; 17-04-2008 at 02:04 PM. Reason: my terrible typing

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    Re: Your worst dates, ever

    Some greek lass i pulled once.
    She was gorgeous.

    Trouble started when things started getting heated and the clothes started to disappear, she was a bit bushy EVERYWHERE if you know what i mean.

    I went straight home as a 'bushy bubble' is never a good thing!

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    I do like a bit of hot crumpet

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