Excellent Quote and Great Sayings

[Zak33]

I'm clearly getting old now. Clearly.

I've started realasing that some of the phrases, quote and sayings really DO make sense.

So, here are a few that I think are good.

It's good to plan, but don't plan on your plans
Buy cheap, Buy Twice
With Great Power, comes Great Responsibility (DR's favourite)
Don't risk what you can't afford to lose
You can't control what you can't measure (my favourite at the moment)

Add away guys...add away

[DavidM]

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[Zak33]

I've just been pm'd one, which is politically off the scale of correctness

Keep them legit (though it was actually quite good)

[Moby-Dick]

there really is a little mroe more toothpaste in the tube if you squeeze tight enough

there is no such thing as an opportunity thats too good miss.

[AdamAnubis]

Eat Well, Keep fit, Die anyway.

A more pessiistic saying, but a saying none the less

[schmunk]

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well.

[sleepyhead]

Assumption is the mother of all mess* ups.

or

Never assume, check.

*replace word with more extreme expletive for completeness.

[Lee H]

The phone will always ring just as your about to sit in the bath and relax for a while.

and the other one....

The more you need to use the bathroom, the less toilet paper there will be available.

It is true.... the both happen all the time with me

[dave87]

Behind every great man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it is too dark to read.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

and finally:

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.


Good old Groucho Marx.

[Salazaar]

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Benjamin Disraeli

[schmunk]

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[AdamAnubis]

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Hahaha, epic win

[2Cold Scorpio]

"Do, or do not. There is no try." --Yoda

"Life isn't about how many times you get knocked down; its about how many times you can pick yourself back up."

[Splash]

Never assume, check

A Scottish guy I know likes

"to assume makes an ass of u and me"

[DavidM]

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[Lee H]

To err is human, but to real screw things up you need computers