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    One Of Those 'Jokes'

    Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Segal and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the pub talking about teaming up for a movie project together.

    "I'd like to do an action movie about classical composers," says Sly. "I've always wanted to play Mozart."

    "Good idea," says van Damme. "I'd love to star as Vivaldi."

    "Count me in," says Segal. "I reckon I'd be brilliant as Beethoven."

    All three of them turn to Arnie. He drains the rest of his pint and says, "I'll be Franz Joseph Haydn!"






    EDIT - I mean Arnie says 'I'll be Johann Sebastian Bach!"






    EDIT - No! Arnie says 'I'll be Bach!'






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    Re: One Of Those 'Jokes'

    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
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    Re: One Of Those 'Jokes'

    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    Enough with the rickrolls now Clunky.

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    Re: One Of Those 'Jokes'

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    stupid betond belief.
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    Re: One Of Those 'Jokes'

    well the way this thread is going....

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    Re: One Of Those 'Jokes'

    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
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    Re: One Of Those 'Jokes'

    You know what this thread is, don't you?

    Crap.




    Edit - Fiesty! I mean its another fiesty.

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    The one that smelt it, dealt it.
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    Re: One Of Those 'Jokes'

    Aha, but I was talking to Tigs earlier and she said its a shame there isn't a fiesty type thread on the forums anymore.

    ...

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    well while were at it we might as well have a bit of decent parking HERE
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    Re: One Of Those 'Jokes'

    on the composers note...

    All the composers were having a party, and they noticed one of their number was missing.
    They went searching all over the house calling for him: "Joseph!! Joseph! where are you?!?!"
    a ghostly reply came back "I am in ze piano..."
    "what are you doing in the piano?" they said






    "I'm Haydn..."
    and before I get my coat...

    Do you know why the Yorkshireman called his whippet Grieg?

    because everytime he went in the living room, 'e would pee agint suite



    /coat..

    Quote Originally Posted by The Quentos
    "My udder is growing. Quick pass me the parsely sauce." Said Oliver.

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