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    Re: Love life probs

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    Quality, thanks j1979
    Sounds like something I would do lol

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    Re: Love life probs

    Quote Originally Posted by j1979 View Post
    she asked me to take a picture of my todger at work, so i thought what the hell... went to the toilets, took a picture of it and bluetoothed it to THE WRONG PERSON.... oooops..
    I received a Bluetooth picture of what looked very much like a Chorizo, so I'd suggest that you dump the new bird and go get some cosmetic groinal surgery ASAP

    Out of interest...and it is only because everyone is thinking it, but I'm wrong enough to ask....

    Was the General Standing to Attention in this photo?

    I mean, generally speaking, if you've gone to the trouble of getting a photo session ready in a cubicle, what "prep" work went into the shoot? Any "fluffers" with you

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    Re: Love life probs

    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    I received a Bluetooth picture of what looked very much like a Chorizo, so I'd suggest that you dump the new bird and go get some cosmetic groinal surgery ASAP

    Out of interest...and it is only because everyone is thinking it, but I'm wrong enough to ask....

    Was the General Standing to Attention in this photo?

    I mean, generally speaking, if you've gone to the trouble of getting a photo session ready in a cubicle, what "prep" work went into the shoot? Any "fluffers" with you
    lol

    well to quote red dwarf, it was not a "Double Poleroid"

    the General was at ease although the Boys were outside the Barracks..

    as for prep work, it was all done alone no "fluffers" (dam), a few dry jelqs and a center parting and the old chap was ready..no dress rehearsal either.

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    Re: Love life probs

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    That was YOU?

    Well, when are you gonna answer my BT text back then?

    I'm still free tomorrow night....

    i do apologise for that, and i hope your screen on the phone was big enough to fully appreciate the marvel!!

    as for meeting up i may have to cancel as i will probably be unemployed quite soon.

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    Re: Love life probs

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