french chillout thread froom 1985

[prehensile]

joke:

tesco puts up a medical machine that can tell any illness from unrine samples.

so this guy decides to have a go and he brings some urinne along and the machine puts out some paper that sais

===You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water twice a day. Avoid heavy labor. Your elbow will be better in two weeks ===

That evening as the man contemplated this breakthrough in medical science, he began to suspect fraud. To test his theory he mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and teenage daughter. To top it all off, he masturbated into the jar.

He took this concoction down to the shop, and poured it in the machine. The machine went through the same buzzing and flashing routine as before then printed out the following message:

Your tap water has lead.
Get a filter.
Your dog has worms.
Give him vitamins.
Your daughter is on cocaine.
Get her in rehab.
Your wife is pregnant with twins.
they are not yours - get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishin, your tennis elbow will never get better.

original thread was this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZlgNj-rIxw
and a 1985 song called tout doucement - bibie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z32RknbZE2I

[Clunk]

Speechless.

[staffsMike]

80's pop.. from france.

Oh..

[directhex]

if it ain't johnny halladay, i dispute its frenchness!

[Aez]

hahaha.

anyway a hotter video of alizee
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hdmuhp...eature=related

edit: this ones good too http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ceSxEj...eature=related

[TeePee]

It's not 80's, but here's a good French band for you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2zQ1Dn0zfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVAgxG2yxhI

[TheAnimus]

when it comes to 80s pop sensations:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yCsReOId1k

given that i was 3 when that was apparently launched, i'm sure i saw it on TOTP2 or something whilst i was also jailbait so its not wrong..... its not wrong ok.

[Clunk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PDmZnG8KsM

I think this is the only french 80's song I can think of and this is kack as well

[prehensile]

hey excellent vids chaps, abit of med music that is great.... that said, norway is pretty cool 2
www.youtube.com/watch?v=onAmmqUVh8o
(ssshh i'm supposed to be a mettler)

[TooNice]

Ah M2M, I remember them - they've got a sweet voice.

There is one French song I remember seeing on TV when I was very young. I've never asked anyone to 'name this tune' because it is an old (80s I believe) French song and I don't remember much at all about it. In fact, I only remember that the artist was a large (bearded?) man, and he'd make chicken sound in the song and there would sometime be chickens on the stage too. I remember that the song was kinda catchy. If that rings a bell (very long shot) please let me know what it is.

Here's my contribution to the original topic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKj0zASUHns