Culinary genius..

[staffsMike]

..or just insane!?

Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack

This had me in stiches.
http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html

I'd love to know what was going through that guys (and the victims) head

[MadduckUK]

The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.

Both the spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen.

so remember people, if you are planning on something similar... TAKE YOUR OWN FOODSTUFFS

[staffsMike]

so remember people, if you are planning on something similar... TAKE YOUR OWN FOODSTUFFS

He did leave his wallet though, maybe as a tip..

[MadduckUK]

so he stole money but left his wallet?! nahhh.... methinks this story may be even more interesting than the article makes out

[rox0r]

Frozen sausage, sharpened to a point....stabby stabby, feed to the dog.