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    lol@ teacher

    Teachers... i dunno...
    http://www.newsnet5.com/news/17445706/detail.html

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    Re: lol@ teacher

    US so not a teacher by our standards

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    Re: lol@ teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by steve threlfall View Post
    US so not a teacher by our standards
    Probably a priest..

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    Re: lol@ teacher

    HAHAHHAHA

    thats comical!

    I could imagine some of my old teachers doing that!
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    Re: lol@ teacher

    Wow, that's sick lol.
    I could actually see most of my teachers doing something as disturbing as that.

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    Re: lol@ teacher

    OMG that let him teach....

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    Re: lol@ teacher

    one of the lads in my class at college done something similar class had extra screens at side hooked up to one pc and he would be surfing for porn on that pc and every one in class could see it on the side screens so it would be repeated about 15 times

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    Re: lol@ teacher

    What i don't get is that it's always really weird stuff that they watch.. i mean if it was just normal, bog standard attractive ladies taking their clothes off it would at least be semi-understandable (not at all right, but you can see his motives). But no, the guy's looking at what sounds like pretty serious BDSM - no doubt what would now be illegal in the UK

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    Re: lol@ teacher

    Like this isn't what happens in sex ed.

    although as whiternoise pointed out, this isn't exactly the average everyday stuff used in SE...

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    Re: lol@ teacher

    i saw no vids in sex ed
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    Re: lol@ teacher

    My teachers don't like talking about sex.
    They have to teach us somehow.
    Enough said.

    B-Rate Porn Away!!!

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    Re: lol@ teacher

    did anyone here NOT put a condom on a bananna?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: lol@ teacher

    We used boiling tubes.

    Apart from one lad who was given a test tube and didn't understand why this was insulting.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortune117
    Kids are getting smarter, eventually no amount of parental controls will be able to stop them
    I guess we're expected to do quite well

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    Re: lol@ teacher

    Yup, me.


    With a Grammar school, they figured we'd be able to work out how to do it ourselves.


    I think they still taught it at the girls grammar school next door though.

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    Re: lol@ teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by mediaboy View Post
    We used boiling tubes.

    Apart from one lad who was given a test tube and didn't understand why this was insulting.
    i like that

    now you mention it, i think we also used boiling tubes. dont know where banana came from. sounds like either a wast or you should avoid the fruit at lunchtime
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    Re: lol@ teacher

    The lad in particular was the sort of lad who would totally misunderstand it. He thought that test tubes were better than boiling tubes

    As for hat the girls were suggesitng that we did with the test tubes... lets just not go there. Or rather, not go there with a test tube
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortune117
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    I guess we're expected to do quite well

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