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    Ninja cats in my garden

    A white cat has chased a black cat up the tree in my garden. The black cat is now roaming the branches wondering what to do with itself, while the white cat sits at the bottom vindictively.

    Edit: Oh he's down now. Looks quite pleased with himself.
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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    i'm glad something is happening around your neighbourhood then

    racism amongst cats?
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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    Is that the most interesting thing that has happened in Steve's world all day?!

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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    Dress up as a pirate and approach them.

    See what happens and let us know.
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    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    Quote Originally Posted by Agent View Post
    Dress up as a pirate and approach them.
    No, no, no

    It's International talk like a Pirate day on Friday, not beforehand so save the arrrrrrrrrrrrr and costumes for then

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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    It's times like this that water pistols were invented for.


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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    You can't wade into ethnic unrest like this with an armed solution. You're not the UN.

    It'll escalate and you'll find mass graves of ethnic minorities (bird, mice).

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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    It's definitely spreading beyond the initial skirmish - night before last, our black & white killed and brought in a rat...

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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    Black AND white? Is this an unattached mercenary able to blend into either side of the native unrest?

    Strange, this is the second time I've heard of rats being targeted in a couple of days. It's an anti-rat conspiracy.

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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    Quote Originally Posted by BigFatCat View Post
    Black AND white? Is this an unattached mercenary able to blend into either side of the native unrest?
    Yep, mercenary kitteh...is in it for teh noms...

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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    Did someone say ninja cat?

    http://www.break.com/index/ninja-cat.html
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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    Quote Originally Posted by Oobie- View Post
    so stealthy you didnt notice the thread it was in

    http://forums.hexus.net/general-disc...ninja-cat.html
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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    so stealthy you didnt notice the thread it was in

    http://forums.hexus.net/general-disc...ninja-cat.html
    alas you are right, I didn't see that thread! (Ive been away for a while )
    Apologies.
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    Re: Ninja cats in my garden

    Quote Originally Posted by Oobie- View Post
    Now that is truly awesome! Awwwwwwwww
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