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    Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/ne...eam_treatment/

    A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday).

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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    I was expecting a link to The Onion

    If the teacher is that stupid, how have they got into teaching?
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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    Quote Originally Posted by Agent View Post
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    If the teacher is that stupid, how have they got into teaching?
    A very good question.


    It seems to me that
    It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms.
    and

    The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.
    says it all. It took her 9 months to work that out? I'd have thought 9 nanoseconds would have been more like it.

    It's not often I'm rendered speechless, but this (if, of course, it's true, and I did check to see if it was published on April 1st) has managed it.

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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    beware of doctors with haemorrhoid cream, lads

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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    The trial ended with no verdict - he was set free

    As entertaining as this is, it's hardly 'news', being from 18 months ago...

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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    This is the sort of plan i'm sure i dreamt of once... when i was 12 years old!
    Stupid teacher.

    In all seriousness, i actually dont believe it for a second. My opinion is that we have a clear case of 2 people who were shagging about, he did the dirty on her, and now she's made this up for revenge.
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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    Seriously, how stupid can you be?

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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    Sounds like something out of a pedobear comic

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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    Some people really are stupid.

    But it begs the question. What if she really was that stupid? What if her IQ was so low she was retarded, went through 'special school' etc. Sad, tragic and we pity her, but then this chap comes along and takes advantage of her retardation.

    Suddenly it's not so funny.

    Of course, when you consider that she's a teacher, this obviously isn't the case. This is another example of a woman consenting to sex and then changing her mind.

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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    Crazy swedes running onto motorways and cream covered peniseseses on the rampage what ever next??.

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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    Well, in warped way it's comforting to see some being more stupid that I am. But surley this cannot be real?

    And to think this woman is a teacher passing on her wisdom and knowledge to young children.
    No, I just don't believe this to be genuine. No way. She caught those nasty diseases through irresponsible unsafe sex and wanted to get the bloke back. It must be the case.

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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    This is ridiculous.

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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    silly bint...

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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    Madduck....what were you doing searching for penis cream??
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    Re: Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment

    Wish all my teachers had been this stupid; school woulda been considerably more fun.

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