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    Question DIY Obituary

    Because I'm on a roll of generally random & meaningless posts..

    If you had to/could write your own obituary, what would you write?
    [
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen
    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    "Thank God he wasn't Hindu!
    Having him come back to life again would be far too much trouble!"

    "Life Insurance payment collected: time of this posting.
    May he never come back. That way we get to keep the money."

    "A member of this family. Enough said."

    I don't know... I'm not normally the sort of person that sits around wondering what I want on a gravestone....

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    Because I'm on a roll of generally random & meaningless posts..
    My hero

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    Will be sadly miffed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    "LOL, he fell over"

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    Depends how i died. Preferably something laced with irony and sarcasm.

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    Dead (we hope)

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    Quote Originally Posted by mediaboy View Post
    I don't know... I'm not normally the sort of person that sits around wondering what I want on a gravestone....
    This is your best effort by far

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    "Oh bugger!"
    "Free speech includes not only the inoffensive but the irritating, the contentious, the eccentric, the heretical, the unwelcome and the provocative provided it does not tend to provoke violence. Freedom only to speak inoffensively is not worth having."

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    in fact, I'll just go for:

    EPIC FAIL!

    Because if I'm dead then the plan went horribly wrong and I deserve it

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    Dead (we hope)
    ....since we've already buried him.

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    "Well that's that then...So what now?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen
    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    In the words of spike milligan:

    "I told you I was Ill"
    my Virtualisation Blog http://jfvi.co.uk Virtualisation Podcast http://vsoup.net

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    Game Over

    Please Insert Credit(s) To Continue

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    Fail.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Re: DIY Obituary

    </life>
    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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