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    What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    Lol, im sorry guys, but im just getting weird questions today (voices in my head telling me to ask em)

    What if you got up in the morning to find yourself in your wife's body, and her in yours, the souls. After trying everything, you have to come to peace with the fact that there is nothing you can do, its irreversible, what would you do?

    1. Apologize to your wife (now your husband) for all the things you've done to her over the years?
    2. Tell her (Him) to make love to you?
    3. Jump out of the balcony and die?
    4. Be cool with it? Thank God?
    5. Tell her (Him) that she (He) better not try to get you pregnant?
    6. Wake up at night do things to yourself, she wouldn't let you do while she had the body?
    7. Put your own options here

    Lol, i know its probably a stupid question, but I just had to ask
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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    i'd have a field day!
    for about a day.. then probably get bored.

    being a man is just sooooooo much better.

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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    oh, i thought you mean like sexomnia
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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    hey matty! nice to see you again!
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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    oh, i thought you mean like sexomnia
    I was actually thinking someone might take that reference from the title

    sexomnia - 1 definition - sexomnia is a sleeping disorder in which the body unknowingly performs violent r@p3-like sex upon the closest person
    - I censored the definition, its not my own, its from urban dictionary
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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hunain View Post
    hey matty! nice to see you again!
    nice to see you too
    haven't heard from you in quite a while.
    you used to come on MSN, i'm sure.

    come on now?

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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    i would give myself a BJ

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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    nice to see you too
    haven't heard from you in quite a while.
    you used to come on MSN, i'm sure.

    come on now?
    Hey, yeah, been busy man, I dont use Msn much nemore, but yeah, now that I have some spare time, ill catch up!
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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    Quote Originally Posted by j1979 View Post
    i would give myself a BJ
    hahahaha!
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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    this now reminds me of the bottom sketch about becoming claudia schiffer
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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    Quote Originally Posted by j1979 View Post
    i would give myself a BJ
    Wow, the more I think of that the creepier it becomes...

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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    I don't think i would ever leave the bedroom again!

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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    I don't think i would ever leave the bedroom again!
    and what do you plan to do in there? and you dont think your husband now would kick ur arse? "get the hell outa the bed and make me some breakfast!"
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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    if i woke up in my wifes body i would go on a power trip and get what i wanted

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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hunain View Post
    and what do you plan to do in there? and you dont think your husband now would kick ur arse? "get the hell outa the bed and make me some breakfast!"
    What do I plan to do? this is a "family forum" right? I couldn't possibly say.








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    Re: What if you wake up to find yourself in your wife's body?

    I feel sorry for your wife Hunain

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