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    Furniture polish

    Why do cleaners have to use so damned much of the stuff?

    Mr Sheen is giving me a head ache and sore sinuses.

    I go to get coffee and when I come back my desk is all waxy and slippy with the stuff. It wasn't even dirty or dusty to start with. Now any dust will stick to the tacky surface, meaning it will need to be cleaned more regularly.

    It's a conspiracy by the cleaning industry I tell you!!

    Gah!! even my phone has some polish on it now. Not impressed.

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    Re: Furniture polish

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    It's a conspiracy by the cleaning industry I tell you!!
    Keep your voice down! If they find out that you're onto their plan they'll send their ninja assassins after you. They're even better than regular ninja assassins because they can clean up any evidence that they were there afterwards.

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    Re: Furniture polish

    You could always do your cleaning yourself....

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    Re: Furniture polish

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    You could always do your cleaning yourself....
    Lets not get too drastic.

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    Re: Furniture polish

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    You could always do your cleaning yourself....
    pffft - that's what girlfriends are for

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    Re: Furniture polish

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    You could always do your cleaning yourself....
    and put the poor cleaner in the dole queue?in the snow? heartless
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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    Re: Furniture polish

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee @ SCAN View Post
    pffft - that's what girlfriends are for
    and that will be why my flat is in desperate need of some cleaning

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    Re: Furniture polish

    Try a roomba, that way you can avoid even more human interaction?
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: Furniture polish

    Worth a look, thanks for the tip.

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    Re: Furniture polish

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    and that will be why my flat is in desperate need of some cleaning
    I'd be useless in that capacity...

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    Re: Furniture polish

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnimus View Post
    Try a roomba, that way you can avoid even more human interaction?
    that is so harsh

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    I'd be useless in that capacity...
    i think its the ... that adds the subtle intrigue to that sentence
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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    Re: Furniture polish

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    I'd be useless in that capacity...
    Don't worry, I wouldn't have you cleaning...

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    Re: Furniture polish

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    and put the poor cleaner in the dole queue?in the snow? heartless

    No, kill her with furniture polish. Polish her off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Re: Furniture polish

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    Don't worry, I would have you cleaning...
    fail

    i would not, you have to designate people by their strengths, organization for rai
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: Furniture polish

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    fail
    Indeed EPIC FAIL for me

    fixed it, but i still feel ashamed

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    Re: Furniture polish

    U've been a dirty boy or something?
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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