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    What to Wear

    Got a Fancy Dress party to go to, can be a person or 'thing' beginning with my first initial (J), so I am after ideas. There are a few J's already going so the obvious left out would be good. Also something easy to do, I don't have time to be making stuff out of chicken wire and paper mache!

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    Re: What to Wear

    Joker (Batman) ??

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    Re: What to Wear

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    Re: What to Wear

    nothing is a good as the old ghost in a white sheet mate

    Large white sheet, two jagged holes, and you're sorted. Normal clothes underneath, easy to take off, doesnt matter if you lose it, get it dirty etc, and STILL funny

    AND you get to tell this joke

    I was walking down the road the other day, and I saw a really sad thing I saw a dead baby ghost on the pavement.
    Although, it might have been a handkerchief

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    Re: What to Wear

    I'd like some THANKS for that, please

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    Re: What to Wear

    why not talk to the other j's and see what they are going as then choose something else obvious that they are not
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    Re: What to Wear

    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    nothing is a good as the old ghost in a white sheet mate

    Large white sheet, two jagged holes, and you're sorted. Normal clothes underneath, easy to take off, doesnt matter if you lose it, get it dirty etc, and STILL funny

    AND you get to tell this joke

    I was walking down the road the other day, and I saw a really sad thing I saw a dead baby ghost on the pavement.
    Although, it might have been a handkerchief
    oh dear god .. or should that be "J"esus
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: What to Wear

    dont go as Jesus.

    Madduck beat me to it
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    Re: What to Wear

    Try my late brother's greatest and most final costume - cover yourself in clingfilm, head to toe and you have a rubber 'Johnny'.

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    Re: What to Wear

    Men In Black? Smart looking black suit with shades? Will Smiths character was called J iirc...

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    Re: What to Wear

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    Re: What to Wear

    Some good ones. I had thought of Joker .. I think I would freak people out even more. J from MiB is a good one, also James Bond (just have a tux on), I also thought James T Kirk, or Jean-Luc Picard as an excellent excuse to invest in a Star Trek uniform, but way too geeky, as is 'Jedi'

    Mr Van-Damme would be fun, I am working on the body aspect at the gym, but it won't be ready for a while, party is end of this month!

    I don't know the other 'J's' so thats not right.

    Think I'll use J and James Bond as fall backs... Maybe something will come in my sleep!

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    Re: What to Wear

    go as a jobby!

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    Re: What to Wear

    Carry your balls in your hand and go as a juggler.

    Or wear your trainers and be a jogger.

    Or, I still like the idea of Jesus.

    Jockey (silk shirt), Jock (Kilt), or fill your mouth with cream and go as jaculate.

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    Re: What to Wear

    Go as James Bond playing Jamiroquai on your mp3 and wear Joop. The women'll either lust after you for your style, admire you for your thinking man's taste in music or sniff you all night.

    Hmm, just go as Joop.

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