[H3XU5].lan Quote Thread

[dave87]

Well, as many have been calling for it, it is time for the Lan Quotes of much hilarity thread.


Points awarded for stating the obvious, double entendres (Rai! This one's for you) and general hilarity.


I'll start off with one of my own, epic in it's failure.

Ah, so that is why it is so laggy. I'm playing on the internet!

So do your worst!

[Guy]

I have just sold EVERYTHING for more men

I was in game playing C+C and spamming rocket troops!

[MadduckUK]

i cant remember any

[Gerrard]

Whilst playing UT2k4: -

Gerrard, if you're going to keep standing in front of me, you're going to get it!

This was shortly after her nicking my deodorant because she liked the smell.

Whilst also playing UT2k4: -

I always finish last!

Well, never play Sticky Biscuit then!

[Guy]

"Oh, that's why I can see all of your stuff!".

After carpet bombing a *tiny* fraction of Gerrards base.

*definations of tiny may vary*

[Funkstar]

*definations of tiny may vary*

Our CEO is called Tiny. He is 6'7".

Enough has been said.

[MadduckUK]

perhaps they are not measuring his height

this has probably been said

[Funkstar]

not a subect i ever want to think about.

[MadduckUK]

well if you have a shoe phobia... sorry i didnt know

[matty-hodgson]

but now you will next time you see him.

[Guy]

Thats gonna be akward if you both happen to be in the gents at the same time now . . .

[MadduckUK]

not even a glance funkstar, dont do it

[finlay666]

I was in game playing C+C and spamming rocket troops!

See I told you to do that at the last lan....or was it when I pwned you and rai on RA3 along with my ally with that tactic?

[MadduckUK]

ra3 is pap tbh

[tiggerai]

RA3 is pap.

But the dogs are cute.


And yes, Gerrard was on my 'hit' list coz he smelt nice.

[MadduckUK]