Polite Post/Question of the week

[Zak33]

Now, if anyone ever wanted to know how to post a question to an e-tailer, this is THE DADDY!

Dear Mr Scan,
Will your fine emporium of performance components be stocking the a fore mentioned part?

I see it listed for an exorbitant sum on another and to remain unnamed retailers site, so it may be near release.

If you will be stocking it, might you be able to proffer an approximate figure it might be sold at or time for availability please?

I thank you.

[MadduckUK]

no, you should do it in song :|

[shadowmaster]

no, you should do it in song :|

or poetry

[format]

It should be done in a Haiku.

[Lee H]

It should be done in a Haiku.

More in the form of a rap battle just like out of 8 mile

[Brucelles]

It should be done in a Haiku.

OK

Will you stock this thing?
component of quality,
for what price? this spring?

[pauldarkside]

or poetry

Nah, pottery ... Ghost style

[format]

More in the form of a rap battle just like out of 8 mile

Pft, Eminem can't battle for peanuts, Sage Francis is where its at. He actually makes it up as he goes along rather than rehearsing it, which is what makes it so fantastic.

Brucelles, I thank you

[Million]

Great e-tailer SCAN

I seek good price for item

Cost will be what please?

[Turbotab]

Dr Mr Scan

Plz give me free or big discounted item or i'll Twitterz youz rep into the ground

Yours

Da netz Gangstar

[affiliate13]

'twas a rare occasion that day, not often i am able to string anything close to a coherent whatnot together.:/

Also, i believe this is the first occasion i have strayed beyond the Scan customer support forum frontier to the depths of these here forums below.

So a hello, hail and well met to one and all.

[Behemoth]

Is that not called brown nosing ?

[jamin]

Now, if anyone ever wanted to know how to post a question to an e-tailer, this is THE DADDY!

Gimmee gimee gimee... i don't care how much it costs...I get off on unsolicited dangerous buys!