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    Re: The all new 'Well Dodgy Joke Thread 09' ... with knobs on!

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    Re: The all new 'Well Dodgy Joke Thread 09' ... with knobs on!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today...00/8398753.stm

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    Re: The all new 'Well Dodgy Joke Thread 09' ... with knobs on!

    A fairy has a hard time,
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    Re: The all new 'Well Dodgy Joke Thread 09' ... with knobs on!

    note sure if its a repost - I once punched a transsexual in the face. It was fantastic. You really must try it. You get all the satisfaction of punching a woman but with none of the guilt!

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    Re: The all new 'Well Dodgy Joke Thread 09' ... with knobs on!

    A blonde gets a job as a teacher

    She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

    'You ok?' she says.

    'Yes.' he says.

    'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.

    'It's best I stay here.' he says.

    'Why?' says the blonde.

    The boy says: "Because I'm the f*cking goal keeper"

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