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    Corrupt The Wish

    Ok, what happens is I make a wish then the person below corrupts it, then they make a wish. Heres an example:

    I wish I was rich.

    Person Below: Granted, you waste all your money on stuff you dont need, end up bankrupt and living in a cardboard box on the street.

    Then that person makes a wish.

    So here goes: I wish I won the Euro Millions
    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
    (")_(")

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    Re: Corrupt The Wish

    You get hit by a bus and die.


    My go - I wish that nvening gets hit by a bus and dies.








    (only joking, only joking)

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    Re: Corrupt The Wish

    granted, but then i come back and a ghost and HAUNT YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    I wish I got an A in all my alevels
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    Re: Corrupt The Wish

    Quote Originally Posted by nvening View Post
    granted, but then i come back and a ghost and HAUNT YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    I wish I got an A in all my alevels
    But then a bus ploughed into the exam room killing you instantly.

    I wish it could have been a JCB.

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    Granted, The press attention helps salvage the JCB name, granting them more business until a Malaysian consortium buys them and moves the factory to Singapore, rendering 1200 people unemployed. Who hate you.


    I wish I could run faster than Usain Bolt.

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    Re: Corrupt The Wish

    Quote Originally Posted by AntiTalent View Post
    I wish I could run faster than Usain Bolt.
    You are a cheetah and hunted for your fur.

    I wish I got to have sex with Charlize Theron
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    Re: Corrupt The Wish

    You would realise that sex isn't everything in a relationship and end up horrificly unfulfilled

    I wish I could have sex with Olga Kurylenko

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    Re: Corrupt The Wish

    Granted, but then you find out she has mutant crabs which slowly turn you into a woman!

    I wish i spoke every language on earth.
    (\__/)
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    Re: Corrupt The Wish

    you end up living in a remote area with a recently deaf person who can't lip reap and hasn't learned sign language.


    i wish i had more money.

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    Re: Corrupt The Wish

    You spend it all on "sexeh" pandas and end up drunken, in a ditch, in NORTH YORKSHIRE *dun dun dunnnn"

    I wish i could be bothered to do something other than spam this forum.
    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
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    Re: Corrupt The Wish

    Granted: You go off to make dinner. But now you're vegan and have to eat lentil soup.

    I wish I was a little bit taller y'all.

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    Re: Corrupt The Wish

    Granted, you are 0.00000001mm taller and 1.4 metres wider

    I wish I stopped smoking
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    I do like a bit of hot crumpet

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    Granted: but you're now a Walrus with no bukkit

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    you are forever going imma chargin ma lazar

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    Re: Corrupt The Wish

    Granted - but I missed the point of what you were saying and in a fury of going round in my head i went on a killing spree, went back in time, and caused the extinction on the dinosaurs.

    I wish i could go see my girlfriend now instead of having to wait till after my exam tomorrow
    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
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    Re: Corrupt The Wish

    Then she tells you she's been going out secretly with your best mate for the last three years and had two children by him.

    I wish something interesting would happen during study leave.

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