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    Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    In Logo sense anyway:



    Its been advertised very heavily (haha) around london, but the colours and text just remind me of google:


    Its actually starting to confuse me!
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    Re: Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    They look like some big ass pills! Thought the logo looked familiar but never tried to think too hard about it

    Friend of my wife's is on the tablets, apparently if you eat anything containing over 15g fat per meal it goes straight through you (literally within minutes) & you crap yourself, also they can cause 'anal leakage'. If that's not enough motivation for chubbers then I don't know what is!

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    Re: Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    I take alli right after I eat.
    it prevents about 25% of the fat you consume in a meal from being absorbed in your body. That 25% boogies its way down to your stool and sometimes, without warning, leaks out.
    new meaning to the phrase "fat s***" i suppose
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    Re: Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    Quote Originally Posted by Rob_B View Post
    They look like some big ass pills!
    Surely they're going for the opposite effect? (Though you shouldn't feed pills to donkeys, really).

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    Re: Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    They gave it to my father in-law before his last heart op. Stops you absorbing fat & he never strayed more then a few metres from the loo due to unfortunate side effects.
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    Re: Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    Quote Originally Posted by Rob_B View Post
    They look like some big ass pills!
    For the amount of use they'll be, you might as well shove them up your arse.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Re: Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    They gave it to my father in-law before his last heart op. Stops you absorbing fat & he never strayed more then a few metres from the loo due to unfortunate side effects.
    People's bowel movements will be completely normal unless they eat fatty foods. Anyone that says otherwise is either lying to themselves, lying to their doctor or unknowingly eating fatty foods.
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    Re: Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    Quote Originally Posted by badass View Post
    People's bowel movements will be completely normal unless they eat fatty foods. Anyone that says otherwise is either lying to themselves, lying to their doctor or unknowingly eating fatty foods.
    Woman With Rare Disease 'Sleep Eats' Up to 2,000 Calories a Night
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    Re: Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    How it took her years to find out about this beyond me... Surely you would notice that half the food in the kitchen was missing in the morning....

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    Re: Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    Quote Originally Posted by Infinite View Post
    How it took her years to find out about this beyond me... Surely you would notice that half the food in the kitchen was missing in the morning....
    because she is LYING

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ies-night.html

    crumbs in the bed
    should replace all the food with poo and see if she still goes snacking
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    Re: Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    One night I ate a packet of butter covered in ketchup, which made me very ill. I've been put on enough medication to to sedate an elephant, but I still get up and eat.

    Ahahaha!

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    Re: Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    Usual bunch-of-arse pill-substitute-for-willpower if you ask me.

    I'm not fat.

    IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T EAT VERY MUCH. AND YES I'M HUNGRY A LOT OF THE TIME.

    Just have a cig- excellent appetite suppressant.

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    Re: Forget Microsoft this is the real google competitor

    Quote Originally Posted by Rob_B View Post
    They look like some big ass pills!
    Yes, I think that's the idea.
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