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    Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!


    A woman from Cornwall has found a dead mouse in a jar of curry sauce bought from a supermarket.

    Cate Barrett, from St Austell, bought the jar of Extra Special Tikka Masala sauce from a local Asda store.

    She discovered the rodent after she emptied the jar and noticed that the sauce was "a bit lumpy".
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/8109179.stm

    Bad puns please.
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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    Yuck, now i have a reason to stop using jarred sauces!
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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    Bet she wouldn't even notice the difference if she mixed it in with some chicken.

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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    i came here from the forum index expecting a recipe
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    Did she get charged extra for it?

    Ok, groan, I know, old joke...

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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    I BET SHE WAS CHEESED OFF

    come on ppl he asked for puns
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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    Chicken Squeeka Mouseala?

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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    Lamb Rodent Josh?

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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    I guess it can't be classed as suitable for vegetarians now!

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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    It's the mouse that made it extra extra special

    Mousala Sauce
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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    full bodied flavour ...

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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    I actually live in fear of something like that - and I keep pet rats!

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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    unless they can open jars and close them from the inside i think you will be ok
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    unless they can open jars and close them from the inside i think you will be ok
    Unless of course they are like the Mice from the carton Biker Mice from Mars.
    Quote Originally Posted by TAKTAK View Post
    It didn't fall off, it merely became insufficient at it's purpose and got a bit droopy...

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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    don't you all know that we are the mice's experiment?
    (HHGTTG reference )

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    Re: Extra Special Tikka Masala Sauce!

    thats why they call it 'special' sauce, come on people you should know better.
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