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    Talking Have you seen my Squirrel?

    http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_stor...10852&catid=14
    CCTV footage released in the US has shown a baby squirrel jumping out of a woman's cleavage while she is being interviewed by the police.

    The unnamed woman was giving evidence in an ongoing murder case when the animal emerged from between her breasts.

    Detective Warren Mackey told WKBN that he did his best to ignore the squirrel and continue quizzing the witness as she stuffed it back down her low-cut top.

    Mackey said: "I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room.

    "I kept right on talking to her and listening to her. I didn't acknowledge it at all. I really didn't know what to say."
    http://edition.cnn.com/video/?/video...l.cleavage.cnn
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    Re: Have you seen my Squirrel?

    I wonder if he saw her beaver too...



    (can't get the page to load at all here... got it now... how very very odd)
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    Re: Have you seen my Squirrel?

    seriously.... WTF
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    Re: Have you seen my Squirrel?

    Quote Originally Posted by malfunction View Post
    I wonder if he saw her beaver too...
    :LOL: :LOL:

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    Re: Have you seen my Squirrel?

    The only thing I can think of is that she was trying to emulate celebrities (who it mentioned in the video have had cats there or something) and a cat was too expensive for her?

    Also, I'm not sure exactly how the clip of a cartoon fits in apart from it involving a squirrel though.

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