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  1. 04-08-2009, 11:03 AM #1
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    Talking Man gets stuck in hotel room

    Four lovers - and wife - superglue chap's todger
    Quote Originally Posted by independent.co.uk
    A married man who planned a motel tryst with one of his several lovers was instead ambushed by four of them, including his wife, who superglued his privates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen
    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!
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  2. 04-08-2009, 11:07 AM #2
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    Oh balls, what a horrible situation!
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  3. 04-08-2009, 11:15 AM #3
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    What a sticky situation.
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    What a dick!

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  5. 04-08-2009, 11:20 AM #5
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    Fancy that, surprised by four mistresses & the wife, then getting stuck for an explanation, how embarrassing.
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!
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  6. 04-08-2009, 11:52 AM #6
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    "Bondage".
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.
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  8. 04-08-2009, 09:26 PM #7
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    Pritstick ? Or Evostick ? It wasn't Uhu thats for sure lol
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoth View Post
    Pritstick ? Or Evostick ? It wasn't Uhu thats for sure lol
    No more nails!
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    Quote Originally Posted by Krakkenbus View Post
    No more nails!
    I'm sure, if nothing else, that must've been a relief for him.
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    Wonder if they got the glue off before he needed to pee.......
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    It could have been nasty if they had glued the foreskin shut, and he couldn't hold it in before he was rescued. I wonder if the penis can burst in those circumstances
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    I bet he did not suffer too bad after treatment. Did he learn his lesson?

    He got to shag 4 women and take their money. And they get 6 years.

    I bet he will still be banging women while those 4 are locked up.

    What a cock-up
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    The pain and pleasure balance is restored.
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoth View Post
    Pritstick ?
    I think you'll find it's Prickstick.
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    I dunno what's more scary, being set about by 5 deranged women or the thought of having to have sex with the one pictured!
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    Re: Man gets stuck in hotel room

    Quote Originally Posted by Lowe View Post
    I dunno what's more scary, being set about by 5 deranged women or the thought of having to have sex with the one pictured!
    No wonder he went looking elsewhere for his steak and chips, there was just too much burger there for any man to handle.
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