Man gets stuck in hotel room

Four lovers - and wife - superglue chap's todger

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Originally Posted by independent.co.uk

A married man who planned a motel tryst with one of his several lovers was instead ambushed by four of them, including his wife, who superglued his privates.

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:lol::surprised::help::bowdown:

Oh balls, what a horrible situation!

What a sticky situation.

What a dick!

(first thing that spring to mind)

Fancy that, surprised by four mistresses & the wife, then getting stuck for an explanation, how embarrassing.

"Bondage".

Pritstick ? Or Evostick ? It wasn't Uhu thats for sure lol

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Originally Posted by Behemoth

Pritstick ? Or Evostick ? It wasn't Uhu thats for sure lol

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No more nails!

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Originally Posted by Krakkenbus

No more nails!

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I'm sure, if nothing else, that must've been a relief for him.

Wonder if they got the glue off before he needed to pee.......

It could have been nasty if they had glued the foreskin shut, and he couldn't hold it in before he was rescued. I wonder if the penis can burst in those circumstances :surprised:

I bet he did not suffer too bad after treatment. Did he learn his lesson?

He got to shag 4 women and take their money. And they get 6 years. :surprised:

I bet he will still be banging women while those 4 are locked up. :lol:

What a cock-up :lol:

The pain and pleasure balance is restored.

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Originally Posted by Behemoth

Pritstick ?

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I think you'll find it's Prickstick.

I dunno what's more scary, being set about by 5 deranged women or the thought of having to have sex with the one pictured!

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Originally Posted by Lowe

I dunno what's more scary, being set about by 5 deranged women or the thought of having to have sex with the one pictured!

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No wonder he went looking elsewhere for his steak and chips, there was just too much burger there for any man to handle.

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Originally Posted by Lowe

I dunno what's more scary, being set about by 5 deranged women or the thought of having to have sex with the one pictured!

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:surprised:

I actually didn't read the linked article before. That is one scary woman!

My eyes! They burn!:surprised::surprised:

http://www.independent.co.uk/multime...is_230783t.jpg

what Lowe said.. I mean...COME ON... sort yourself out ..... no WONDER he was off out and about.. christ on a bike.. what on EARTH would any man do?

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Originally Posted by Zak33

what on EARTH would any man do?

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Not marry the troll in the first place :p

we've not seen him yet :|

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Originally Posted by Zak33

<what has been seen shouldn't be repeated />

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Please, someone pass me the glue :surrender:

http://forums.hexus.net/members/0id-...88-raiseen.jpg

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Originally Posted by shelley bda

Not marry the troll in the first place :p

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I'd hit that


















































with a hammer :D

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Originally Posted by shelley bda

Not marry the troll in the first place :p

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good point..... but you gotta feel for him even is he's a minger too....

Why? nobody held a gun to his head & made him marry her, especially going on his track record :)

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Originally Posted by 0iD

Why? nobody held a gun to his head & made him marry her, especially going on his track record :)

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For all we know they might of, maybe her family do things like that.....along with marrying their own cousins ( bearded ones :) ) :p She looks the type :O_o1:

I think it's all a big mistake and that's actually a photo of the bloke.

Heh classic story.