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    Twitter ye GOD

    Twitter site offers followers line to God
    Want to tweet God? An Israeli university student has opened a Twitter site, twitter.com/thekotel, where prayers can be sent for placement in the crevices of Jerusalem's Western Wall, a Jewish holy site that faithful believe provides a direct line to the Almighty.

    "I take their prayers, print them out and drive to Jerusalem to put them in the Western Wall," said Alon Nir, a resident of Tel Aviv.
    Isn't technology marvelous

    *Note to all: Do NOT turn this into a God/religion bashing thread!
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    Re: Twitter ye GOD

    so how much does THAT cost then?
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    Re: Twitter ye GOD

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    so how much does THAT cost then?
    Your eternal soul and a muffin?

    Actually now that I think about it this is similar to what Bruce does in Bruce Almighty when he needs a way to read all the prays..Hmmm

    I can see it now

    God:
    #Apocolypse: Just can't seem to get into it today, maybe tomorrow.

    Does God have a facebook page?

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    Re: Twitter ye GOD

    God:
    #Smiting: Aim still off. Shot for blasphemer hit power station. Pass off power cut as plague, that worked in Egypt.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

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