Zombies

[oolon]

The register has rather a nice piece about Zombies, by a Professor Robert Smith apparently extreme violence is what is required.

[Salazaar]

Damn, I was just about to post this

[oolon]

Damn, I was just about to post this

I was rather surprised to see I got in first, but there is still the joke that its good to see than Bob is keeping busy after The Cure.... Ooops!

[Lee H]

The register has rather a nice piece about Zombies, by a Professor Robert Smith apparently extreme violence is what is required.

Doesn't he have the cure ?

Oh okay... I'll get me coat for that one

Are these zombies standard run of the mill zombies with slow movement and slow response times and speeds or are they the next generation of zombies which are faster and stronger?

[EDIT] I've read the PDF - just normal run of the mill slow style zombies who are thicker than 2 slices of Warburtons toastie bread.

[Fraz]

The BBC news article on this is called "Science proves zombies could annihilate humans".

Proving that something *might* be true. Yay - go science!

[Grey M@a]

I am going to go put my chainsaw on hold at the local hire place

[Phage]

"apparently extreme violence is what is required"

Well, duh... I think we could have told him that.

[shaithis]

Bring it on!

*Truddles off to the nearest farm to look for a shottie*